Denzel Valentine 18 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/17/2017)

Is it just me (it never is, but isn’t that a great way to start a description?), or has Denzel Valentine changed his shooting form to be more of a throw than a shot? At 1:35 he totally throws the ball in from the three-point line, like he’s my dad or something. The rest of…

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Denzel Valentine 16 Points Full Highlights (11/4/2017)

If you are doubting the highlight-worthiness of this performance, I’ll leave you with this fact: this is the second most points Denzel Valentine has scored in a real life regular-season NBA game against real life NBA defenders who were actually trying to stop him. I know! It surprised me as well. For winning all those…

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Denzel Valentine 13 Points Full Highlights (3/12/2017)

This was not a good game for the Bulls. Not at all. I’m actually really surprised that I even get to do a vid on one of their players tonight, because, as a team, they were building a whole new practice facility with all their bricks. So, instead of watching the game, I amused myself…

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Denzel Valentine 15 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (2/24/2017)

The Bulls traded their only truly competent three-point shooter, Doug McDermott. Since they can’t just pretend it’s 1982 and stop shooting threes entirely, that means the long-distance slack needs to be picked up somewhere else. Enter… Denzel Valentine? If this game is anything to go by, yes! Valentine is the three-pointer shooter they always needed,…

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Denzel Valentine 19 Points Full Highlights (1/10/2017)

Well, this was unexpected. Denzel Valentine has not been good at basketballing so far this year. That’s an understatement, but I’m not going to tell you how much of an understatement it is. If you’re a Bulls fan, you already know, and you’re breathing the hugest sigh of relief ever right now. If you’re not…

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