Derrick White 19 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (3/6/2020)

Everyone was so hyped for Derrick White after his playoff performance last season (was it only last season? feels like an eternity ago now… the only way to mark the passing of time is by measuring how much further White’s hairline has flown up his forehead). That hype was very real, but it is absolutely…

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Derrick White 17 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (2/11/2020)

After coming up with the genius idea of manufacturing and selling a Derrick White realdoll, and having my sales pitch ignored by everybody in the Spurs’ front office despite standing outside their building for hours with a megaphone and a notebook full of hand-drawn sketches of the product, I’ve decided to go into business for…

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Derrick White 25 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/20/2020)

Derrick White honestly looks like a Realdoll version of Derrick White. Not that I know what a Realdoll looks like or anything. I’m just saying, his facial features don’t look fully human. He looks like what an idealized version of Derrick White would look like if you were trying to make him as cute as…

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Derrick White 17 Points Full Highlights (12/12/2019)

I am, apparently, the worst judge of talent ever because I 100 percent thought that Derrick White was due for a breakout year this year. My hopes were dampened a little bit by his performance in whatever Euro FIBA Olympic Cup Thing was going on during the offseason (what was he doing on that team…

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Derrick White 20 Points Full Highlights (10/31/2019)

Derrick White is coming off a 2018-19 season where he played unexpectedly well, or, at least, unexpected for an outside observer like myself, to average fifteen PPG per game this season off the bench on 62% shooting. We’re only four games into the season so there’s a lot of time for averages and percentages to…

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Derrick White 21 Points Full Highlights (10/28/2019)

OFFICIAL WHITE PEOPLE IN THE NBA POWER RANKINGS UPDATED 2019-20 EDITION 1. Derrick White 2. Hassan Whiteside* 3. Coby White 4. Okaro White** 5. Isaiah Whitehead** 6. Andrew White*** *Would be in first except he just lost to the guy who would’ve been second so I swapped their positions **Not actually in the NBA as…

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Derrick White Career High 36 Points Full Highlights (4/18/2019)

Derrick White opened his eyes slowly. When he saw where he was, or, more specifically, that he wasn’t in the locker room anymore, he shut them again. Maybe if kept his eyes closed, whatever hallucination he had just experienced would dissipate and he could open them again to find himself back with his jubilant teammates,…

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Derrick White 17 Points Full Highlights (4/16/2019)

The Spurs need to do something about their “Derrick White is our best player” problem. I’m not complaining, because I think White is great and it’s cool to see him be the best player on the team despite not having any real experience to speak of, but I can’t imagine it’s a recipe for playoff…

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Derrick White 16 Points/5 Assists/1 Dunk Full Highlights (4/13/2019)

There will come a time, I hope, when the Spurs aren’t good anymore. It may not be in my lifetime, but it will come. How many years in a row have they made the playoffs now? Way too many, and I bet for that whole time there were people like me just waiting for them…

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Derrick White 23 Points Full Highlights (4/2/2019)

Derrick “Am I Kawaii Uguu~” White scored eleven points in the final six minutes of this game to save the Spurs from an embarrassing loss to the Hawks. The terms “hero” and its adjectival form “heroic” get thrown around too much these days, but I can say without shame that Derrick White as a heroic…

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