Donovan Mitchell 24 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (5/8/2018)

And so, the Utah Jazz season comes to an end. It was fun, everybody. I would be more emotional, but I keep thinking about how if the Jazz had kept Nate Wolters things would’ve been different, and that thought makes me upset. Things also would’ve been different if Donovan Mitchell had distributed his scoring more…

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Donovan Mitchell 25 Points Full Highlights (5/6/2018)

Donovan Mitchell is slowing down a little bit, overburdened by the responsibility of being the only dude on the court for the Jazz who can even begin to create his own shot. At least Ricky Rubio could sometimes do things, now, every time I see a Joe Ingles iso, I cry. I love that guy,…

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Donovan Mitchell 38 Points Full Highlights (4/27/2018)

The Jazz winning their series with the Thunder seems like some kind of grand cosmic demonstration of the power of teamwork triumphing over the forces of iso-ball. It is very easy for us dumb humans to assign a larger moral meaning to things like these. However, I think the truth of it is simpler: this…

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Donovan Mitchell 33 Points Full Highlights (4/23/2018)

Usually I complain when a player makes too many layups (“LAME-ups”) because they’re not as fun to watch as jumpshots. However, for this Donovan Mitchell video, I’m not going to complain about all the layups he made because none of them fit the definition of “LAME-up”, which is literally just “a lame layup”. All of…

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Donovan Mitchell 28 Points Full Highlights (4/18/2018)

Donovan Mitchell is taking his role as Utah’s primary scorer seriously. Very seriously. He is at the pinnacle of seriosity right now: 47 shots attempted over the two games, with 5 assists. Now that’s dedication! This is the time when I would normally complain about him being a chucker, and it’s not an invalid complaint,…

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Donovan Mitchell 27 Points Full Highlights (4/15/2018)

I don’t blame Donovan Mitchell for coming out of the game after stubbing his toe. It really hurts! You’re just walking around, everything’s cool, and then you run your toe into a corner at a million miles per hour. Agony. Pure agony. I once called 9-1-1 because I was pretty sure that I was going…

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Donovan Mitchell 28 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (4/8/2018)

We’re rapidly approaching the time when I can no longer upload Donovan Mitchell highlights to my channel. Realistically, he’s probably been too good for a while now, but next season, when he’s no longer a rookie, I’ll have no choice but to hand him off to those other channels. I expect him to have some…

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Donovan Mitchell 26 Points Full Highlights (4/3/2018)

I haven’t abandoned Donovan Mitchell yet! Unlike Ben Simmons (who is definitely way too good [or gets too many stats anyway] for my channel so I just sorta stopped making vids for him), if Mitchell has a good enough game, I can still dredge up a vid from the murky swamp of my willingness. Mitchell…

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Donovan Mitchell 35 Points Full Highlights (3/23/2018)

35 shots for 35 points. That, in case you didn’t realize, is a LOT of shots. Bradley Beal took 37 in a game this season, and Anthony Davis took 35 in one as well (but has three other games with 34, damn, he’s a chucker), and that’s it for dudes who have taken that many….

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Donovan Mitchell 26 Points Full Highlights (3/22/2018)

More triple-doubles. If Donovan Mitchell is going to win ROY, he needs more triple-doubles. Way more. He failed to get one tonight, in fact he wasn’t even close, so that means he’ll need to average at least 1.5 triple-doubles per game from here on out if he wants a shot at some hardware that isn’t…

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