Enes Kanter 18 Points Full Highlights (1/20/2020)

Enes Kanter scored eighteen points in the first half of this game, most of them on hustle buckets (offensive rebounds and the like). You can crow all you want about Kanter’s lack of defensive ability, but you can’t ignore his ability to make bitchmeat out of opposing centers on his way to grabbing five hundred…

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Enes Kanter 22 Points Full Highlights (1/11/2020)

Time ran out for Kanter on his quest to get a 20-20 game, but his final statline was impressive nonetheless: 22 points and 19 rebounds in only 23 minutes. Your first thought when you see such a statline should be “Would that have been the fastest 20-20 game ever if he had grabbed that extra…

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Enes Kanter 13 Points/6 Blocks Full Highlights (12/31/2019)

I was really on the fence about making this video, considering the low point total (this dude scoring only 13 is like Stephen Curry only scoring 40), but come on man. SIX blocks for Enes Kanter. That’s a career high by far, surpassing his previous high of four. If nothing else, I had to see…

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Enes Kanter 20 Points Full Highlights (12/12/2019)

I guess the Celtics are just content to not ever have a talented offensive bigman on the court? I’m looking at their roster right now, and unless you count Jayson Tatum as a power forward (I don’t, but apparently some people do), they have exactly one bigman who can put the ball in the basket…

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Enes Kanter 18 Points Full Highlights (5/3/2019)

What Enes Kanter is doing for the Blazers in these ‘offs is great, 18 points in this game is great, but I have to take issue with the narrative surrounding him. No, I’m not talking about his whole dealio with his home country or whatever, because I’m not about to make comments about that right…

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Enes Kanter 26 Points Full Highlights (4/29/2019)

Since Enes Kanter played this entire game with a painful shoulder, it’s impossible for me (a narrative-starved pseudojournalist who is tasked with writing something meaningful about him) to not draw comparisons to Michael Jordan’s infamous “Flu Game”. So that’s what I’m going to do right now. Compare MJ’s “Flu Game” to Kanter’s “Shoulder Game”. One…

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Enes Kanter 19 Points Full Highlights (4/19/2019)

Portland’s over-reliance on their two midget chuckers (Damian Lillard and CJ McCollum, Gary Trent is a midget chucker but they aren’t reliant on him) is going to get them into trouble in these playoffs, mark my words. Maybe it already had gotten them in trouble, with this loss. Aside from that height-challenged duo of shooting…

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Enes Kanter 20 Points Full Highlights (4/14/2019)

It’s not a stretch to say that Enes Kanter won this game for the Blazers with his inextinguishible desire to grab rebounds, particularly of the offensive variety. While Lameian Brickard and C.J. McChuckBrick were missing shots, Kanter just walked right in there to clean things up for them. Some clutch O-boards at the end +…

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Enes Kanter 22 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2019)

It seemed like that, when Enes Kanter got to the Blazers, they attempted to establish him as a post-scoring threat right away. Maybe it was just that first game against the Nets, but it totally felt like they wanted to make Enes Kanter post-ups a significant part of the Blazers’ bench offense. Then, in subsequent…

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Enes Kanter 24 Points Full Highlights (4/5/2019)

This is the purest possible highlight video: 12 buckets presented in chronological order, no interruptions. No replays (none were shown by ESPN). No free throws (none taken). No defense (by either side). No assists (I ignored them). Just buckets, an even dozen of them, scored by Enes Kanter, arranged in one smoothly-flowing package. Buckets are…

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