Giannis Antetokounmpo All 194 Dunks Full Highlights (2016-17 Season Dunkilation)

“That was the best meal I’ve had in forever!” Rachel said happily as she finished up her plate of chicken Parmigiana. “Glad you liking it,” Giannis said humbly. It was just an Italian place near his house that Yelp had recommended. He had picked it because it was labeled “$$” on that site, meaning that…

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Giannis Antetokounmpo 27 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (11/3/2016)

The next morning, Giannis woke up confused as to why he was in such inexplicably high spirits. Then, he caught a glimpse of his phone sitting on the bedside table, and grinned widely. Rachel had accepted his invitation for another date, which meant that she had enjoyed their first one. Now he remembered how he…

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Giannis Antetokounmpo All 141 Dunks Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Dunkilation)

OFFICIAL GIANNIS DATING TIPS POWER RANKINGS 1. Drink lots of smoothies before, during, and after the date. If you don’t you’ll just be nervous the entire time. 2. If possible, date someone who can make you smoothies. Even better if they know what your preferred smoothie flavors are (strawberry banana in case you were wondering)….

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Giannis Antetokounmpo 27 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (4/8/2016)

John Henson paused his video game and looked up at his friend, who had just re-entered the apartment. “Ladies’ man Giannis is back!” Giannis set his empty smoothie bottles on the kitchen counter. “I’m back,” he confirmed. “So. Did you bang her?” Giannis shook his head. “I wish you not say crass thing about Rachel.”…

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Giannis Antetokounmpo 22 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (4/5/2016)

We interrupt your regularly scheduled programming to deliver this breaking news bulletin: Giannis Antetokounmpo can shoot threes now. Last night marked the first time since the final contest of his rookie season that he hit multiple threes in a game. Would a player who wasn’t able to shoot threes be able to do that? Of…

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Giannis Antetokounmpo Career High 34 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (4/3/2016)

“I’m nervous,” Giannis said, standing in front of his bathroom mirror. “Don’t be. Obviously Rachel wants to go on a date with you, since she said yes when you asked her out. That’s as clear-cut as it gets.” John Henson replied, looking his teammate’s outfit up and down. “It’s really weird seeing you in jeans.”…

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Giannis Antetokounmpo Triple Double 28 pts/14 asts/11 rbs Full Highlights (3/13/2016)

“Man, Giannis, these smoothies are really good, you got it down to a science!” John Henson exclaimed as the first drop of Giannis’ newest concoction landed on his tongue. “What did you say was in it again?” Giannis smiled sheepishly as he listed the ingredients. “Pomegranate, mango, plums, I think that’s all.” He took a…

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Giannis Antetokounmpo Triple Double 26 pts/10 asts/12 rebs Full Highlights (3/6/2016)

The next day, Giannis made a special trip to the grocery store. Usually he was careful about making a list and only going once a week, but with the addition of a blender to his kitchen (and, therefore, smoothies to his diet), he had quickly consumed all the fruit in the house. There hadn’t been…

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Giannis Antetokounmpo 14 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (2/25/2016)

The “Giannis Antetokounmpo at PG” experiment is back on! After a disastrous trial run two seasons ago, I never thought we’d see it again. You might remember, if you were watching that god-awful Bucks team, a few games where they’d have Giannis bring the ball up the court. He would get smothered on the dribble,…

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Giannis Antetokounmpo 18 Points Full Highlights (1/22/2016)

Giannis eagerly tore apart the packaging in which was enclosed his new blender. The cardboard and plastic material was no match for his excitement to finally begin making smoothies at home. In no time at all, the blender was in parts on his countertop. Sticking out his tongue in concentration, Giannis wondered how the parts…

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