Los Angeles Clippers – Page 13

Sindarius Thornwell 20 Points/7 Assists Full HIghlights (4/9/2018)

Sindarius Thornwell: competent backup shooting guard yeah or nah? He definitely passes the “look at his shooting percentage” test by having shooting percentages (43% from the field, 34% from three) that are perfectly acceptable for a rookie. He also passes the “does he have positive winshares” test by having positive winshares. In fact, he passes…

Boban Marjanovic 12 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2018)

Sometimes I get these intrusive thoughts. They’re about all manner of things, really. Violent things. Morbid things. Perverted things. These thoughts just pop into my mind without warning and I can’t stop them. Maybe making all these highlight videos has made me go insane and this is the first manifestation of my insanity; unwelcome thoughts…

Tyrone Wallace 18 Points Full Highlights (4/7/2018)

Poor Ralph Lawler. He sounded like he wanted to curl up into a ball and cry as the Clippers got eliminated from playoff contention. He had to deal with a lot of bad Clippers basketball, and then they got really good all of a sudden, and he was so happy, his “bingo!”s full of life…

Tobias Harris 31 Points Full Highlights (4/3/2018)

The following is a list of players/coaches that Tobias Harris completely dominated/embarrassed last night: -Lafartus Fartridge -Manu GinOLDbili -Gregg Poopobitch -Kawhine Leonard (he knew that Tobes would own him so he didn’t even show up to the game) -Kyloser Anderslow -Fatty Mills -Pau Gasold With this win, the Clippers probably keep their playoff chances alive,…

Tobias Harris 27 Points Full Highlights (3/28/2018)

Tobias Harris continues to prove to the world that he can be inserted into absolutely any situation and succeed. It doesn’t matter how good his point guard is, or how good his center is, or what other players the team has at the small forward or power forward positions. You can start him or have…

Sean Kilpatrick 15 Points Full Highlights (3/20/2018)

It’s so easy to forget that Sean “$ean$wag” Kilpatrick averaged 13 points per game last season. It might have been the least impactful 13 ppg ever in the history of all things, but he did it, and that takes skill. That skill, presumably, is still there to some degree, so why is he scrounging around…

Tobias Harris 29 Points Full Highlights (3/15/2018)

People aren’t ragging hard enough on James Harden these days for his bad defense. Just because he’s not as blatant about not trying doesn’t mean he should get a pass. Watch this video. Actually I just counted it up and Tobias Harris only toasted him three times, a bunch of the others were Ariza and…

Milos Teodosic 15 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/10/2018)

Listen, I know trying to determine worth by looking at single-game plus-minus is a big no-no, but Milos Teodosic was plus-19 in an 8-point game while all the other big-minute players were hovering around 0. Don’t tell me that doesn’t mean anything. It’s just one game, but I truly believe that that statistic illustrates a…

Sindarius Thornwell 14 Points Full Highlights (3/9/2018)

It’s a good thing that, by the time this game was being played, I was deep in the throes of highlight-making ecstasy, because if I had witnessed first-hand the spectacle of Sindarius Thornwell scoring eleven points in the first quarter, I would have entered the hype zone. My BHL’s (blood-hype levels) would have been off…

Tobias Harris 27 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2018)

I might have given up on my dream of seeing Tobias Harris average twenty points per game this season, but I can get partial fulfillment of that dream if he can at least average twenty PPG for the part of the season that he’s spent with the Clippers. After this game he’s sitting at 19.6,…