Matt Barnes 16 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (3/10/2013)

People like to point out the multi-sport abilities of some NBA players. Matt Barnes was a star football player in high school, which I can believe, because he always looks like he’s ready to rough people up for no reason. Nate Robinson also played football, as the ball. Gordon Hayward almost pursued tennis instead of…

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Jamal Crawford 23 Points Full Highlights (2/28/2013)

Jamal Crawford is the representation of everything that is wrong with the NBA. His entire game is fancy crossovers and crappy step-back jumpers. He doesn’t pass, or rebound, or defend. Just chuck, chuck, chuck until the cows come home. His kind of player has a spot in the NBA, sure, but that spot is stuck…

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Lamar Odom Season High 18 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2013)

Remember when Lamar Odom was good? It seems like so long ago. He was one of the best all-around power forwards in the game for a stretch of time. But now he is worthless. He is only 33 years old, but he plays like he’s 50. His effort is nonexistent, and he will take any…

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Eric Bledsoe 17 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (2/4/2013)

Eric Bledsoe is widely considered one of the best backup point guards in the league. This is small consolation for Clipper’s fans, who have watched their beloved team drop 7 of the last 10, including the most recent loss to the woeful Wizards. Dust off that Kobe jersey, you can just go back to being…

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Jamal Crawford 30 Points Full Highlights (1/15/2013)

Jamal Crawford holds the dubious distinction of being the biggest chucker in the NBA. There’s a lot of chuckers out there, but Jamal outchucks them all. He also has sick handles. Those are helpful when your one goal on the court is to shoot. For many years now teams have been forced to keep him…

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Jamal Crawford 22 Points Full Highlights (12/23/2012)

Did you know that this last off-season was the first off-season during which Jamal Crawford deliberately practiced his shot? That’s right. Take a moment to clean up the liquefied gray matter off your monitor, then consider how good Crawford could have been if he had actually worked on his game at all prior to last…

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Eric Bledsoe 14 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/9/2012)

NBA players are a lot like pizza toppings. Kobe Bryant is pepperoni, obviously. GOAT player = Goat topping. Durant is mushrooms, both sometimes playing second fiddle to inferior companions. Eric Bledsoe is corn. The reasons for this are self-explanatory. If you are having trouble figuring this out, here’s a hint: it doesn’t have to do…

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Caron Butler 33 Points/9 Threes Full Highlights (11/26/2012)

Time for impersonations. Guess who this is: BINGO! BIIIIIINGOOOOOOOO! OH MEEE OH MY! It’s the Clippers’ insufferable and moronic colorman Ralph Lawler! Caron Butler had a devastating performance and set a record for three-pointers made by a Clipper, but it was all ruined by Lawler’s childish catchphrases and grating diction. I’m all for having fun…

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