T.J. Warren 35 Points Full Highlights (3/4/2018)

I was getting worried that T.J. Warren would have another 30-point game where he didn’t shoot a free throw (yes, it has happened before). He eventually did shoot a pair late in the game, but those were his only two. Add in his singular three-pointer and you get yet another typical Warren scoring display. Almost…

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T.J. Warren 27 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2018)

These are not, in my opinion which means more than yours, the greatest T.J. Warren highlights ever assembled. But since all of my older ones got deleted, this particular vid becomes, de facto, the best! I hope you like leak-out transition layups. And a three. That’s really the high point of the vid, once you…

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T.J. Warren 31 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2018)

I estimate that I’ve seen around 40 percent of T.J. Warren’s buckets this year just from doing highlights. Maybe even more. I’m not going to go in the exact details of the maths I used to come to that number, but rest assured, it was very complex maths. Luckily my sciency dork friend had a…

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T.J. Warren 24 Points Full Highlights (1/29/2018)

When the season’s over, I’m gonna take all the T.J. Warren highlights I made, which will probably be around 30 or 35 of them, stitch them all together, and upload the resultant hour-long video to Pornhub. I may or may not include cheesy porno music. Maybe I will upload a version with and a version…

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T.J. Warren 24 Points Full Highlights (1/28/2018)

This is an interesting video because it includes some things that don’t usually happen for T.J. “Warren Peace” Warren: 1. He shoots free throws 2. He makes a three-pointer 3. He doesn’t make any midrange jumpshots I guess I’m overstating his lack of free throws a little bit. Suns fans will tell you that he…

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T.J. Warren 23 Points Full Highlights (1/22/2018)

Another Warren-style performance for T.J. Warren. 11 buckets, all of them layups, with 1 measly free throw to round things out. And while it may be extremely typical for him, does this remind you of anyone else? Any other All-Star from the past…? This one’s hard, so I’m just going to tell you: Kiki Vandeweghe….

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T.J. Warren 25 Points Full Highlights (1/19/2018)

I must reiterate: T.J. Warren needs to score 20 points per game this season. I will not tell you the reasons why this needs to happen, but rest assured, it does. Alright, I’ll clue you in on one of the reasons. It’s so future people can look back at the statistics of the NBA before…

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T.J. Warren 31 Points Full Highlights (1/2/2018)

I’m running out of adjectives to describe the way T.J. Warren gets frickin’ buckets. I did a rough count, and there’s only like 50 or so adjectives in the English language. Total. And I’ve used like 40 of them already trying to detail how Warren goes out onto the court and scores two-point field goals….

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T.J. Warren 28 Points Full Highlights (12/31/2017)

OFFICIAL TWO-POINT FIELD GOAL ATTEMPTER POWER RANKINGS 2018 EDITION 1. Russell Westbrook 2. Giannis Antetokounmpo 3. LaMarcus Aldridge 4. T.J. Warren 5. LeBron James 6. DeMar DeRozan ….. ….. ….. 476. Julyan Stone (Is it really a “power ranking” if it’s just a factual list? That is a question for another day.)

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