Patrick Patterson. I’m pretty sure he’s a basketball player, and I think he plays for the Houston Rockets. No, wait, that’s Marcus Morris. These alliterative names sure do confuse me. Huh? You say Patterson -is- on the Rockets? Okay. So here we see this guy named Patrick don a Rockets jersey and score 22 points, including a pair of rim-rockin’ dunks and some three-pointers too. Maybe if he keeps this up he will make a name for himself in the league.
YouTube’s telling me to tag this video with “Spongebob”. Hey YouTube, this isn’t an Ekpe Udoh video. Tell your programmers to get back to work.