Ryan Anderson is a 3-point machine. I have heard rumors that you can hear a faint metallic clinking sound as he runs up and down the court, and the way his release never changes is simply superhuman. Has anybody checked his body for robotic implants? I never see him drinking Gatorade on the bench…
W̷a̸i̴t̶,̷ ̸w̸h̶a̵t̵’̴s̴ ̶h̵a̸p̴p̴e̷n̶i̵n̷g̷?̸ M̸y̸ ̸i̵n̵t̴e̴r̶n̵e̴t̷ ̸c̸o̷n̶n̷e̸c̴t̸i̸o̶n̵ I̷̓̐͆̂̍̈́̊̽͑͘s̶̐͂͆̍̉̓͋͘̚͠ ̸́̍̓̓̑̐̄̔̑̕f̷́͌͛̔͆̉̌͘͝͝l̶̉͋̆̓̓̊̀̂̋̒a̶̎͗͊͂̌̌̊̓͒͆k̵̇̍̓͑͆͒͐͑͛̒i̵̿̓̈́͛̆̓̔̀̾͠n̵̏̎͆̎͑̿̒̎͌͝g̶̛̅̈́̋̌̈͗̓͘͝ ̷̑̑̆͋̾̒̈́̈̍͠ō̴̑͗̅͊͐͒̾͛͘u̶͋͗̽̈͌͋̏̈́̓͝t̴̛͆͆͂̔̀̄͑̇̎. W̸̃̂̉̋̾̃̈́͐̃͝h̶̛͐́̌͑́̿̅̏͝y̷̎͐́̓̋͋͊̽́̕ ̷̽̑̊͂̉̓̋̚͝͝ẵ̶̌̃̒̈́̊̎͘͝r̷͐̾͊͌͒͊͂̓̈͝e̵̛͆̎̐͆̏̇̾͝͝ ̴̓̀͐̓͂̏́͘͝͝ẗ̷́̾̇͒̍̐͌̅̃̚h̸͛͌̑̒̈́̐͒̃̄͘e̵̅̄̃͛̋̏̿̅͂͌ l̷̨̢̛̼̜̻̮̖͈̘̅̑͌̀͂̾́̚͜͝ỉ̵̡̨̡̨̮̤̯̳̖̋̏̇̏̾̔̉͘͝ͅg̴̡̘̞͔̼̯̱̟͚͛̍̍̌̈́͊͐͛̕̕͜h̷̜̦̤̲̞̮̝̰̱͂̉͑̈̋̆̽͋͐̓ͅt̷̢̢̫͓̼̻̮̙͖̱͛͑̌̌̂͌̊͘͘͘s̷̠̳̬͚̼̟͙̤͖̄̐͊͒͛̑͂͌͘͝ͅ ̶͔̙̙̫͓̥̰͙̠̝̂̐̇̈́̾̿̾̓̾͠f̷̧̟̗͈̫̩̹̮̣̠̐̈́̅̈̋̔̂͑͝͝ľ̸̢̧̨̛̰̥̫͍̲̪̱̊͋̂̉͌̒̒͘i̷̧̨̛̦͖̱͓̖̥̯̲̓̌́̐͐̈̌̒͝c̸̢͉̰̠̮̮̲͍͍̩̄̊͗̔̿̋͗̇͠͠k̸̡͍̟͖̩̖̦͓̭̥͒̏̊̈́͌͂̑̈̔̚e̵̛̻̼̹̬̼̜̯̞͕̦͒͂̀̓̈́̀̍͝ŗ̵̺̲̜͉̩͖͔͈̮̓̄̾̈́̌͆͑̓̓͠į̴̨̭̘̼̫̙̩̙̝̔̎̉͌̃̌̀̀͆̕n̸̛͍̯͈̱͈̹̙̗͔̤̾̃̓͊́̋͒̉̓g̵̥̭̮̹̥͇̺͚̘͈̈́͛̒͗̈́͛͐̎͝͝?̸̺̱͎͙͇̣̟̞͈̅̏́̈͗͆̌̔͘̕ͅ
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