Patrick “2-Pat” Patterson was dumped unceremoniously by the Rockets in exchange for someone with “potential”, Thomas Robinson. This is funny, because Robinson will have improve a great deal to even be on the same level as Patterson is now. Presumably, Patterson will also be improving at near the same rate, as they’re both young players. Robinson is thus doomed to forever look up from squalor upon the glorious basketball god Patterson.
But this video isn’t about Robinson. It’s about Pat-Pat hitting a bunch of jumpers against the Lakers. And showing off some sweet post moves. I think I even saw a dreamshake.