Klay Thompson 19 Points Full Highlights (4/30/2013)

“Hey Steph, you know, this doesn’t seem like a great idea.” “Shut up Klay. I can’t remember who broke the NBA record for made threes this year, maybe you could remind me?” “You did. That doesn’t change the fact that this is a bad idea, even by your standards. My hieroglyph-parsing skills are diminished since…

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Harrison Barnes 23 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (4/30/2013)

Is there a more presidential name in the NBA than Harrison Barnes? I don’t think so. I’d definitely vote for him. I wouldn’t even think about it. Just seeing his name on the ballot, I’d be like “Wow look at that name. Harrison Barnes. I trust him already. He is the man to lead this…

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Tayshaun Prince 15 Points/3 Assists Full Highlights (4/30/2013)

On the continuum of NBA players, I’d put Tayshaun Prince somewhere between “savvy vet” and “glue guy”. His tiny weakling body can no longer hold up to the rigors of scoring a lot of points, so the Grizzlies don’t ask him to score. They only ask him to bring intangibles such as: -Grit and hustle…

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Omer Asik 17 Points/14 Rebounds Full Highlights (4/29/2013)

With Harden seemingly getting worse by the game (10 turnovers, #SMDH), the Rockets are needing other players to step up. Players like Chandler Parsons and Omer Asik. Is this the deadliest white tandem in the league? Probably. It would be even better if Asik could hit his free throws. He started off the season much…

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Kyle Korver 19 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (4/29/2013)

“Dear Ashton Kutcher, My name is Abby and I am your biggest fan. I even started a fan club at my middle school! My email address is abbyheartsashton@hotmail.com in case you want to chat some more! XOXO -Abby” Kyle Korver crumpled up the misguided fan mail and lobbed it into his recycling bin. “When will…

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Draymond Green Career High 13 Points Full Highlights (4/28/2013)

Draymond “21 Percent” Green has drawn a lot of ire from Golden State fans for his inadequate offensive game. He shot under 34% from the field this year. Yeah. I’d be mad too. Supposedly he’s a good defender, but I’m pretty sure that when you suck at offense people just call you a defensive specialist…

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Andrew Bogut 12 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (4/28/2013)

We are never going to see the old Andrew Bogut again, I don’t think. No more half-assed hook shots. No more establishing him in the post. Why slow down your offense by doing that when you have Curry and Thompson? So now we have the new Bogut, whose offensive game is limited now to easy…

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Andrew Goudelock 14 Points Full Highlights (4/28/2013)

For a guy who won the NCAA three point contest Andrew Goudelock doesn’t seem to take enough threes. If I were him I’d be shooting them pretty much nonstop. From what I’ve heard his range is pretty deep, so there’s no reason not to just take it up the court and jack it from 30…

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Raymond Felton 27 Points Full Highlights (4/28/2013)

I interviewed some Portlandians to gauge their opinions on Raymond Felton. Here’s a sampling of the responses I got. “That guy was such a bum. He got paid millions of dollars, it doesn’t matter if he wanted to stay with the Knicks, there’s was no excuse to dog it like he did. He played like…

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Francisco Garcia 18 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (4/27/2013)

Here’s a list of things you didn’t know about Francisco Garcia: -He is probably Mexican -Wait, he’s from the Dominican Republic -But he looks Mexican -When he was traded away from the Kings, he cried tears of joy -When he’s guarding Durant, Durant can’t score -He has ice in his veins -But not really, since…

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