One of my loser coworkers just bet me that I couldn’t name five things whiter than Matt Bonner. Loser has to buy the whole department Guiness-dipped quesadillas at Bojiminy’s Irish-Mexican Grille and Cantina. Here we go:
1. Matt Carroll (this is easy!)
2. Freshly-fallen snow
3. Copier paper
4. …
5. Screw you Steve! You might be laughing now, but I’m the one who spends all his time making NBA highlight videos instead of working! Who’s the real loser here? HAHAHAHAHAHA