For the mathematically inclined viewers out there, you may notice that Miles Plumlee’s dunk total is exactly half of his point output. What can we deduce from that observation? That’s right. All of Miles’ points last night came from dunks! All of them!
Life is pretty unfair sometimes. I’ve never dunked a basketball in my life. But this guy can just dunk it six times in one game like it’s nothing. Look how much fun he’s having. When he’s soaring through the air with the ball in his hand, ready to throw it down with force into the rim, he’s on top of the world.
And below him, a miniscule bit of nothing called DownToBuck languishes in tininess, looking up at the flying god-being above him with terror and awe.
I hate you, Miles Plumlee.