John Henson slept fitfully, tossing and turning in his bed. Within the deepest confines of his brain, a dream played out its haunting plotline… ——————– From the fog emerged a dark, tall figure. The grey murk made it impossible to distinguish the man until he walked right up to John. “Wilt! Why are you here?”…
Read MoreDay: December 14, 2013
Brandan Wright 19 Points Full Highlights (12/14/2013)
After this game, Brandan “Wright Hand Path” Wright’s PER is an insane 45.3. I don’t want to boast, but I always knew Brandan was the most elite player in the league. He just needed the right circumstances to break out. Dirk Nowitzki being out for the time being is the best thing to ever happen…
Read MoreAndrea Bargnani 23 Points Full Highlights (12/14/2013)
Bargnani sat down heavily at his desk. He was exhausted, not by the physical exertion of practice, but by the prose aching to be released from his body. Pulling to him a feather pen and a piece of stationery, he wrote: “As stars shine in the night above It is only you I think of,…
Read MoreLou Williams 27 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (12/14/2013)
Somehow the return of Lou Williams to the Hawks from injury has not generated much excitement among NBA fans. I don’t get it. He’s a swaggy sixth man who likes to shoot. Nick Young does exactly the same thing for the Lakers and everyone loves him. Well, screw those other people. I’m excited. And you’re…
Read MoreMiroslav Raduljica 12 Points Full Highlights (12/14/2013)
Question: Which foreign-born Bucks rookie is gonna be a total beast after he acclimates to the speed of the NBA game and learns to use his physical gifts to his advantage? Answer: Miroslav Raduljica. I know what you’re thinking. “Why not Nate Wolters?”. It’s a simple mistake to make, but Minnesota actually IS part of…
Read MoreKevin Seraphin 16 Points Full Highlights (12/14/2013)
The Wizards have pretty much given up playing Kevin Seraphin. Who can blame them? He’s a chucker who doesn’t draw fouls. He doesn’t pass the ball. He doesn’t play defense but somehow fouls a lot anyway. His one positive attribute, his scoring ability, is not even that good. Keep in mind that I am in…
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