Back by popular demand! It’s…the MIROSLAV™ Personal Basketball Player. Some of its features:
-Dunks, slams, and jams! (alley-oops not included)
-Runs up and down the court until it gets tired
-Special TURNOVER-PRONE™ technology for when you would rather not keep possession of the ball
-Comes with three interchangeable jerseys: home, away, and alternate
-Stephen King tattoo to intimidate defenders
-Guaranteed not to get mad if given a DNP – Coach’s Decision
-Made in Serbia to ensure highest possible craftsmanship
This product is not sold in stores! Only five easy payments of 19.95! Order yours today! And if you call now, we’ll throw in a bonus Mini-Miroslav, perfect for the car, boat, or RV, absolutely free! While supplies last!