I don’t even know who Brook Lopez is. Is he a basketball player? It doesn’t matter. Mason Plumlee is the future. He is the light that will guide the Nets out of the darkness.
There’s just one problem.
He turns really pink out there. Like, Gordon Hayward levels of pinkness. After a few minutes of game action, he looks like a sweaty tomato with legs. Thankfully, this skin condition does not effect his ability to throw down monster dunks, but it does effect his marketability. ESPN viewers don’t want to see an uncomfortable-looking white dude playing basketball – it reminds them too much of themselves. That’s why I made these highlights with my eyes closed. Hopefully they turned out alright.