It was big news when it was revealed that J.J. Redick made his ex-girlfriend sign an abortion contract. However, in typical fashion, the lamestream media failed to get to the bottom of the story. Luckily for fans of basketball gossip, DownToBuck was on the case. I now present my findings; a sampling of some of the other heinous contracts that J.J. made his girlfriend sign:
-If J.J. is watching TV, then GF is not to talk for any reason, ever
-On such occasion that GF prepares a meal for J.J., that meal must be discarded in favor of a Papa John’s xtra-large pepperoni pizza
-J.J. is allowed to “have fun” with as many girls as he wants, and GF has to listen to his tales of conquest
-When J.J. is practicing at home during the off-season, GF must rebound for him for as long as he wants to keep shooting
-If GF wants to get married, sorry, not gonna happen babe
-If GF still wants to get married, I already told you babe, no means no, you stupid broad!