All the good sportswriters have the ability to put pop-culture references into their stories. I see it time and time again. If I want to be included in that elite group, it only makes sense that I must do the same. I tried this before with an earlier Otto Porter video, comparing him and his teammates to the characters of the fabled turn-of-the-millennium Nicktoon, Rocket Power. The time is ripe to try again.
Remember the video game Otto Matic? Unless you bought a Mac sometime around 2001, you probably don’t. I feel sorry for you. You really missed out on some classic FPS-ish action, and You will never possess the nostalgic memories that I do of this wonderful game. At least of the first level. That was about as far as I got. I’ve never been all that good at video gaming.
Alright, now I have to tie this in with Otto Porter. Uh. If you made a video game with him as the Protagonist, it might be rad. Did I say “might be”? I meant totally and unequivocally.