I have long since come to grips with the fact that nobody cares about Blowpez. My only hope for this video is that in accrues more views than my recent JaMychal Green video, which, at the time of this writing, sits at a whopping 671 views. For this video of an all-star center to surpass a video of a scrub center, that is all I ask.
Would it help if I told you that Blowpez dunks in this one? He does! Multiple times! After the first one, which was actually pretty ferocious for a downy sofa cushion like Lopez, the commentator mentioned that it was only the second dunk of the Nets’ season. Maybe that’s why nobody in Brooklyn cares about their team or about any of the players on their team. Not enough dunks.
I though that was the reason they brought in Markel Brown. It certainly can’t be for any other reason. Somebody tell him that if he doesn’t start throwing down monster hammers in the next few games, the whole team is moving back to New Jersey.