I’m mad.
Sasha Vujacic is mediocre at his job of being a professional basketball player. He’s not the worst ever (maybe Knicks fans will disagree), but he’s not anywhere close to “good”. As one of the perks of being mediocre, he got to date Maria Sharapova. That’s not fair. Not fair at all. Have you seen her hot bod? It’s been revealed that she acquired said bod by use of steroids, but I wouldn’t even have cared.
Meanwhile, while “mediocre” is maybe not the correct term to describe my highlight-making talents, I am not at the top of the pile. And what do I get for it? Nothing. Despite me being the Vujacic of highlights, I am forced against my will to be content with still images of Sharapova and other females. Sometimes a video. This is unacceptable. The year is 2016. I thought we were supposed to be smashing the yoke of injustice? Hello?! DownToBuck is still here, and he’s still lonely.