Johnny “Irish Kobe” O’Bryant is a rare feature on my channel. There is a very clear and obvious reason for this: he kind of sucks. Bad. Relatively speaking, that is. I’m sure he would dominate HARD in Europe. But in the NBA, he just doesn’t offer much. He has a jumper, sort of, which helps…
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Giannis Antetokounmpo 22 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (4/5/2016)
We interrupt your regularly scheduled programming to deliver this breaking news bulletin: Giannis Antetokounmpo can shoot threes now. Last night marked the first time since the final contest of his rookie season that he hit multiple threes in a game. Would a player who wasn’t able to shoot threes be able to do that? Of…
Read MoreMaurice Harkless 20 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (4/5/2016)
I can say “5 dunks” in the video title as much as I want, but that’s not going to change the fact that none of the dunks was especially heart-pounding in nature. Moe Harkless has been a very frequent dunker when he gets minutes (JACQUE VAUGHN I’M COMING FOR YOU) but the quality of his…
Read MoreShabazz Muhammad Career High 35 Points Full Highlights (4/5/2016)
Shabazz Muhammad heard his doorbell ring. Hustling to see who it was, he opened the door only to see a UPS driver walking back to the familiar brown truck parked on the street. Looking down on the porch, there was a medium-sized cardboard box. This surprised Shabazz, since he had not ordered anything online recently…
Read MoreC.J. McCollum 30 Points Full Highlights (4/5/2016)
DownToBuck is a man of honesty. When he is proven to be wrong, he admits it. So it is with that in mind that he offers you this statement: I’m sorry I called Damian Lillard “The next Brandon Jennings”. Yeah, I know, this is a C.J. McCollum vid. But I’m not ever going to get…
Read MoreMetta World Peace 17 Points Full Highlights (4/5/2016)
The answer to the question “How long would DownToBuck last in a fistfight with Metta World Peace who once went into the stands and punched fans while performing under the alias ‘Ron Artest’.” depends on many factors. One such factor: how long I could run away from him before he’d track me down and deliver…
Read MoreSeth Curry 17 Points Full Highlights (4/5/2016)
I am getting some pretty legitimate C.J. McCollum vibes from Seth Curry. This makes sense, because I have previously stated my reception of Stephen Curry (Seth’s brother you dummy) vibes from C.J. McCollum. Anyway, am I the only one receiving these vibes? They seem very obvious to me. Both players are older than usual for…
Read MoreCarl Landry 22 Points Full Highlights (4/5/2016)
It’s well known that fans from Philadelphia are the worst in the league. From throwing batteries at opposing players to puking on little girls to pretending that a meat-and-cheese sandwich is in some way a unique and admirable cultural symbol, they have proven that they have no respect for the purity of sports or its…
Read MoreVince Carter 17 Points Full Highlights (4/5/2016)
It’s been a while since I told the NBA that they needed to make a dunkilation (that’s dunk compilation for you plebs out there) for Vince Carter’s entire career. It’s not a matter of if. It’s a matter of WHEN. They don’t have a choice here. Either they do it, and everyone enjoys what would…
Read MoreDevin Booker 34 Points Full Highlights (4/5/2016)
It’s not too late for Devin Booker to win Rookie of the Year. He just needs a little help to do it. If we were talking strictly about in-game performances, then yeah, it’s probably too late for him to be crowned the best rookie. It would take multiple 50-point games for him to be even…
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