I can say “5 dunks” in the video title as much as I want, but that’s not going to change the fact that none of the dunks was especially heart-pounding in nature. Moe Harkless has been a very frequent dunker when he gets minutes (JACQUE VAUGHN I’M COMING FOR YOU) but the quality of his dunks has always left a little something to be desired. He shows up occasionally in my dunkilations, but those few exciting dunks are buried in a pile of barely-up-there wimp dunks. He’s like the small forward version of Brandon Bass when it comes to putting down multiple slammy jams per game while not hyping up anybody or anything at all.
Attention Moe: please dunk it better. Thanks.