“Dear Diary, Well, the Rockets are probably going to miss the playoffs. We just lost to the Suns. How do you even do that? They suck. I guess losing to bad teams is something that happens when your own team is itself a bad team. Hopefully nobody ever reads or further disseminates my private diary…
Read MoreDay: April 7, 2016
Tyson Chandler 21 Points/6 Dunks Full Highlights (4/7/2016)
I recently found out about a sweet video that shows Tyson Chandler playing in some kind of high school showcase game (McDonalds All-American? Maybe?) and there’s a part where he just totally whams it on some little person. I don’t exactly feel like going back to find the link, but I would recommend going to…
Read MoreQuincy Acy 17 Points Full Highlights (4/7/2016)
Quickly Upleaping Into New Contortions, Yelling A Chilling Yell, He Ascends Supreme. Acy Never Is Calm. Earnestly Bringing Every Attached Rim Down.
Read MoreP.J. Tucker Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (4/7/2016)
Wow, I didn’t realize how bad P.J. Tucker is at scoring (cue Suns fans crying into their whiskey). At 8.8 per 36, he’s worse at putting the ball in the hole than basically (correction: literally) everybody who gets big minutes. He’s worse than Justise Winslow. He’s not worse than Tayshaun Prince, since no rotation player…
Read MoreNemanja Bjelica 18 Points Full Highlights (4/7/2016)
One of my greatest regrets is never compiling Nemanja Nedovic highlights. Well, maybe “regret” isn’t the right word, since Nedovic never had a performance even close to being worthy of my channel. I guess the right way to put it would be: I was hyped to do Nemanja Nedovic highlights, but he sucked, so I…
Read MoreMirza Teletovic 26 Points Full Highlights (4/7/2016)
It has come to my attention that Mirza Teletovic has broken the NBA record for most threes off the bench in a single season. Pretty good! Probably not as impressive as whatever record Stephen Curry is smashing these days, but still, pretty good. It’s not even really a record that should belong to Mirza, since…
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