Nemanja Bjelica 15 Points/13 Assists Full Highlights (8/13/2020)

Nemanja Bjelica’s career-high in assists before this game? Eight, set earlier this season. Nemanja Bjelica’s career-high in assists after this game? Thirteen, set just now. A quick bit of fancy mathematics has revealed to me a startling yet unavoidable truth: this performance by Bjelica is roughly equivalent to Wilt Chamberlain scoring 160 points. Now tell…

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Nemanja Bjelica All 125 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Three-ilation)

“I don’t know if this is a very good idea, Bogdan,” said Nemanja Bjelica, speaking in his native Serbian. “Shhhh! Don’t talk so loud!” Bogdan Bogdanovic hissed angrily. “Sorry,” Nemanja replied in a whisper. “I forgot for a second that if we get caught out here breaking quarantine, they’ll probably deport us. Wait, no, I…

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Nemanja Bjelica 18 Points Full Highlights (2/27/2020)

ATTENTION SERBS: I have uploaded another video of a Serbian player for your enjoyment. While I would not go so far as to say that the viewing of this video is mandatory for Serbs, I would like to remind you that your devotion towards Serbian players (and even the country of Serbia) would be in…

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Nemanja Bjelica 15 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (2/8/2020)

The Kings’ season is probably over even after they won this game against the “new and improved superteam” (LOL) of the Miami Heat (Andre Iguodala didn’t even play because he was afraid of getting exposed by Serbs), so the only goal left this season is to have as much fun as possible. That’s what the…

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Nemanja Bjelica 20 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (1/27/2020)

Nemanja Bjelica prowled the halls of the Target Center with cold, calculated purpose. The memories of the arena’s layout were coming back to him with each new hallway that he walked down. “Thibodeau…I’m coming for you…Thibodeau…Мрзим те!!” he snarled under his breath, mixing the English that he spoke among teammates with the Serbian that he…

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Nemanja Bjelica 22 Points Full Highlights (1/20/2020)

The full, unabridged title of this video is “Nemanja Bjelica 22 Points/1 Game-Winner Stolen From Him by the Fact that His Teammates Can’t Play Defense (1/20/2020)”. Nemanja Bjelica made a clutch bucket off a rebound of his own miss with two seconds left to put the Kings up by two. Bjelica is so cerebral that…

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Nemanja Bjelica Career High 34 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (1/13/2020)

I’m not an NBA coach, but when you’ve got a guy on your team who is 8 out of 10 from three on the game, and you’re running an out-of-bounds play down by 2 with 1 second left, I make dang well sure that I get the ball to the guy who has already proven…

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Nemanja Bjelica 19 Points Full Highlights (1/7/2020)

Merry Christmas Nemanja Bjelica! For some reason I thought that Eastern Orthodox peeps celebrated that on Monday the 6th, but no, it’s definitely Tuesday the 7th, as the commentators so kindly informed me. I’m dumb. Forgive me. Another thing I’m ignorant of: what sort of crazy rituals they do in Serbia to celebrate. I presume…

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Nemanja Bjelica 27 Points Full Highlights (12/29/2019)

DTB’S OFFICIAL* FUN** FACT*** OF THE DAY****: this is the first 20-point game for Nemanja Bjelica this season. He had a 30-point game, and a 19-point game, but no games in the 20-29 range. Isn’t that fun? If you don’t think that fact was fun, don’t blame me, check the disclaimers at the bottom of…

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Nemanja Bjelica 17 Points/1 Game-Winner Full Highlights (12/9/2019)

One game after humiliating and emasculating “superstar” Luka Doncic with 30 points and a game-sealing poster dunk right on top of him (okay, the dunk was unguarded and kinda wimpy, but I’m imagining him postering Doncic and it’s a really awesome mental image and I want you all to join me), Nemanja Bjelica has done…

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