I bet Scott Skiles is so mad right now. Normally he would never give Mario Hezonja any minutes but he probably had a directive from higher up that the rookie had to play big minutes in the last few meaningless games of the season. There’s no other explanation. Skiles would rather get confronted by all…
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Kosta Koufos 19 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2016)
Kosta Koufos and Seth Curry: the next DeMarcus Cousins and Rajon Rondo? Yes. But even better. Rondo and Cousins are both ball-dominant players who don’t actually complement each other very well. Also they are both chemistry-killing headcases. Talented, do doubt, but they haven’t shown that you can win with them. Enter Koufos and Curry. Koufos,…
Read MoreSeth Curry 20 Points/15 Assists Full Highlights (4/11/2016)
Attention NBA GMs: This is the Seth Curry that you can expect if you acquire him for your own basketball squad. Some of the things you will get include: -The hype that comes with having a Curry on your team -Three-point shooting -Other forms of scoring should you desire them -Playmaking -But only if you…
Read MoreMirza Teletovic 26 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2016)
I’m thinking about making a Mirza Teletovic three-ilation once the season end. A video containing every single three he’s made this year. But right now, it’s only that: a thought. I’m thinking about it. Nothing is certain. Maybe I won’t make it; I’m just not sure how many people would watch it. There’s a lot…
Read MoreRamon Sessions 21 Points/12 Assists Full Highlights (4/11/2016)
OFFICIAL WAYS IN WHICH THIS VIDEO IS LAME POWER RANKINGS: 1. Ramon Sessions 2. Layups 3. Not enough jumpers 3a. No jumpers period 4. Too many assists 5. Commentators are bored 6. Nets don’t play defense 7. Sessions once had 24 assists in one game 8. No dunks 9. The Wizards 10. The Nets [POWER…
Read MoreZach LaVine 21 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2016)
To be honest with you guys, Zach LaVine scoring 21 doesn’t even feel like a special occurrence anymore. It’s an indication of how much he’s improved this year; when he scored 21 last year, I was on it faster than ducks on a Junebug. WAY faster than those damn ducks. His highlights were the highest…
Read MoreTim Frazier 20 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (4/11/2016)
I’m frickin’ TIRED of the D-League YouTube channel trying to steal MY views. Tim Frazier has 19 points and 13 assists, of course I’m going to make a video. I’m DownToBuck, BITCH. I do what I want, and what I want is role-players having above-average games. So I make the vid, it’s great, people love…
Read MoreKelly Oubre 14 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (4/11/2016)
Time for the Wizards to blow it up. They can keep John Wall, Kelly Oubre, and Jarell Eddie. And that’s it. Everyone else, trade those bums for picks or whatever else you can get. Fire Wittman, tell Grunfeld to clear out his office and then burn his office to the ground with him still clearing…
Read MoreR.J. Hunter 11 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2016)
Remind me to never watch those predraft strengths and weaknesses (I only watch the strengths parts) videos ever again. All they do is get me way too hyped over mediocre prospects. From now on, if I want to see talent from the upcoming draft, I will sneak into the workouts myself. Can’t trust these third…
Read MoreCristiano Felicio 16 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2016)
Is Cristiano Felicio better than Fab Melo yet? That’s a dumb question. Of course he is. A better question would be: at what point did Cristiano Felicio become a better NBA player than Fab Melo? Was it from the moment he first stepped on an NBA court? Was it a few minutes after that? Maybe…
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