Time for the Wizards to blow it up. They can keep John Wall, Kelly Oubre, and Jarell Eddie. And that’s it. Everyone else, trade those bums for picks or whatever else you can get. Fire Wittman, tell Grunfeld to clear out his office and then burn his office to the ground with him still clearing it out, burn the arena to the ground as well, make sure as little as possible remains from this disappointing season in Washington.
I bet Obama would be down to drop a nuke or two if it really came down to it. Couldn’t hurt to ask.
Actually, trade Wall as well. I bet you could get a real sweet haul for him from a team that doesn’t realize that he couldn’t even lead his team to the playoffs. Oubre and Eddie = core. Those are players you can build around, players who won’t mope when stuff goes a little bit south. The Wizards need men. Manly men.