Attention Raptors fans/Lithuanians: you were not alone in your assumption, formed at halftime, that Jonas Valanciunas would score 40 tonight. DownToBuck thought the same, incapable as he is of understanding that first-half performances don’t indicate much about second-half performances.
Jonas looked unstoppable out there in the first half. The post touches he was promised were not needed; all he had to do was get in a pick-and-roll and it was free buckets. This is what happens when you pass the ball, Raptors. Free buckets. You don’t even have to take midrange jumpers if you don’t want to!
Anyway, it all dried up in the second half, and DownToBuck was made to look a fool for renaming his account OwnUsJonas and going on the Internet and buying a whole bunch of Valanciunas gear. Luckily YouTube is pretty lenient with changing channel names so I was able to fix that mistake, but, hey, does anyone want a free Valanciunas jersey or 12?