Since we already determined that Shaun Livingston deliberately sabotaged Curry’s ankles with a miniature hammer and chisel, is it wrong to blame Livingston for this loss? If we’re being honest with ourselves, there’s no way the Warriors lose this game or any other game if they have Curry available. But Livingston’s hubris has been his…
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Marreese Speights 22 Points Full Highlights (4/21/2016)
I’ve been holding this one close to my chest. My most audacious and trailblazing nickname creation yet. The time has now come to reveal this new nickname to the world and, in doing so, introduce an entirely new way to refer to Marreese Speights in conversation. “Flying Speighetti Monster” I know, I know. I’m a…
Read MoreMyles Turner 17 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (4/21/2016)
OFFICIAL THINGS TO CALL THAT BIT OF HAIR STICKING UP ON MYLES TURNER’S HEAD IN THE THUMBNAIL POWER RANKINGS 1. Hair Erection 2. Cranium Boner 3. Pineapple Antenna 4. Praise to God 5. That Bit of Hair Sticking Up 6. Knibbly Knob
Read MoreWesley Matthews 22 Points Full Highlights (4/21/2016)
Wesley Matthews: bad contract or nah? I mean, he’s still averaging 12 points a game even after his Achilles injury. That’s pretty good, right? 39% shooting kind of sucks, but hey, injury, you know. Takes a while to get back into form. He can still make and take threes at a good clip, so who…
Read MoreDion Waiters 19 Points Full Highlights (4/21/2016)
Am I the only one who kind of wants to see what Dion Waiters could do with his own team again? I know I’m not. Waiters is one of the most reviled players in the league, but there are definitely a whole bunch of people who secretly want to see him be a beast. Remember…
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