April 2016 – Page 17

Vince Carter 17 Points Full Highlights (4/5/2016)

It’s been a while since I told the NBA that they needed to make a dunkilation (that’s dunk compilation for you plebs out there) for Vince Carter’s entire career. It’s not a matter of if. It’s a matter of WHEN. They don’t have a choice here. Either they do it, and everyone enjoys what would…

Devin Booker 34 Points Full Highlights (4/5/2016)

It’s not too late for Devin Booker to win Rookie of the Year. He just needs a little help to do it. If we were talking strictly about in-game performances, then yeah, it’s probably too late for him to be crowned the best rookie. It would take multiple 50-point games for him to be even…

DTB’s Best NBA Dunks of the Month (March 2016 Dunkilation)

A BRIEF HISTORY OF THE DUNK CHAPTER V: A REALLY REAL LIFE BASKETBALL DUNK [Rural Alabama, Summer 1929] “Cousin Billy, why don’t you play basketball with us?” Billy Kimball, age 17, looked up from his seated position on the porch and removed the well-chewed piece of straw from his mouth. “I ain’t no good at…

Alexis Ajinca 16 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (4/3/2016)

Once again we are treated to Alexis Ajinca basically being Anthony Davis minus the unibrow and the hype. Ajinca does all the same things that Davis does, and he does them just as well, and he’s taller…so why does Kendrick Perkins of all people get the same amount of minutes as him? It’s too late…

Giannis Antetokounmpo Career High 34 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (4/3/2016)

“I’m nervous,” Giannis said, standing in front of his bathroom mirror. “Don’t be. Obviously Rachel wants to go on a date with you, since she said yes when you asked her out. That’s as clear-cut as it gets.” John Henson replied, looking his teammate’s outfit up and down. “It’s really weird seeing you in jeans.”…

Tyson Chandler 21 Points Full Highlights (4/3/2016)

Remember when the Suns lost the LaMarcus Aldridge sweepstakes and their consolation prize was Tyson Chandler? Ha. Haha. There are roughly 26 teams in the league that would be a better fit for Chandler’s services. Basically any team that’s going to the playoffs or has playoff aspirations within the next year. It would also make…

Julius Randle 20 Points Full Highlights (4/3/2016)

The Lakers commentators pointed out to me and all other ignoramuses who were watching their broadcast that Julius Randle is one of nine players who is averaging a double-double this season. I didn’t even realize! If I had known that he was regularly putting up double digit totals in multiple stat categories, my hype for…

Mirza Teletovic 24 Points Full Highlights (4/3/2016)

Mirza Teletovic vids used to be some of my most consistently viewed. Like, I’d post them, and a couple hours later, after the Bosnians noticed them, they’d have 10,000 views, easy. This happened on a regular basis. That doesn’t happen anymore. Mirza is better than ever, but all the Bosnians have forgotten about him. Are…

Tim Frazier 19 Points/13 Assists Full Highlights (4/3/2016)

Three-and-a-half minutes of frickin’ TIM FRAZIER highlights. You think you can handle it? This is some seriously intense stuff right here. These aren’t just your run-of-the-mill highlights; they are highlights SQUARED. Times INFINITY. You have been warned. Don’t come crying to me when you have to close your browser window 30 seconds in. I don’t…

Luke Babbitt 21 Points Full Highlights (4/3/2016)

This afternoon’s matchup between the Pelicans and Nets was a testament to how messed up rosters and playing time can get at the end of the year. It was, almost literally, like watching two D-League teams duke it out. Scrub central. The most proven player in either lineup was maybe… uh… like Omer Asik or…