It’s playoff time! The regular season is over and forgotten, the slates are wiped clean, and anything can happen. Cue up that old NBA on NBA theme song (hell YEAH), and get ready for the NBA postseason’s most enduring tradition: Watching the Raptors disappoint. Seriously, when your leading scorer is Cory “Rings” Joseph, in the…
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Stephen Curry All 402 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2015-2016 Season Three-ilation Part III)
Stephen sat alone in his study, a few nearby candles providing the only illumination by which to read. A heavy rain poured outside the windows, but Stephen was oblivious to all but the arcane words in front of him. “…The success of the spell depends greatlie upon the cycle of the moone, and upon the…
Read MoreStephen Curry All 402 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2015-2016 Season Three-ilation Part II)
The campus of Oxford University was quiet. In the chilly early-morning air, the only disturbance was the nearly inaudible rustling of Stephen’s clothes as he attempted to find a way into the history building. Stephen squinted up at the rows of windows. One of them had to be left open, somewhere; given the temperature in…
Read MoreStephen Curry All 402 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2015-2016 Season Three-ilation Part I)
“Larry! Larry!” Stephen Curry yelled, running after the Indiana Pacers GM in an isolated hallway of the Pacers’ arena. “Wait up!” But Larry Bird not wait up. Instead, Larry quickly turned left into what appeared to be an even more disused corridor. Stephen sped up, continuing to call the basketball legend’s name. He suspected that…
Read MoreDamien Inglis 10 Points Full Highlights (4/13/2016)
These might be the crappiest highlights I have ever made. At the very least, they are the crappiest from this season. If I so openly acknowledge their crappiness, why would I make them in the first place? There is a reason to my madness: Damien Inglis hit a three. Scratch that. TWO THREES. Now you…
Read MoreSolomon Hill 25 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (4/13/2016)
This is kind of like that time Mark Madsen took seven three-pointers in the Timberwolves’ 2005-06 season finale. Except instead of missing them all like Mad Dog did, Solomon Hill made 7 of 11. But other than that minor detail, it’s basically the same scenario. I’m not even mad that Solomon suddenly became Paul George…
Read MoreJoel Anthony 7 Points/8 Blocks Full Highlights (4/13/2016)
Of all the random scrubs I was expecting to do highlights of today, Joel Anthony seemed pretty unlikely. Well, that’s a lie, he wasn’t on any list of potential scrub vids because I hadn’t even thought about his existence for the whole year. For real. He’s been on the Pistons, but he never plays, and…
Read MoreShabazz Muhammad 28 Points Full Highlights (4/13/2016)
Starting out, I don’t think Shabazz Muhammad quite realized how porous the Pelicans’ defense was going to be. He begins his assault with his famous lefty push-shot in the lane, then follows it up with a triple. Then, realizing that he can do whatever he wants on the court, the floodgates open, and he lays…
Read MoreDelon Wright 18 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (4/13/2016)
I’m so happy that Delon Wright finally started coming into his own by the end of the season. So very, very happy. I love seeing rookies do well. There’s nothing better! It’s just, you know… I wanted to do Bruno Caboclo highlights this year. And now the season is over, and he finally got some…
Read MoreEmmanuel Mudiay 25 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (4/13/2016)
It’s official: Emmanuel Mudiay, according to Win Shares, was the player most detrimental to his team this season, easily eclipsing the -0.8 values of Rashad Vaughn and Tony Wroten with a cool -2.1. Way to go Mudiay! It’s hard to be the best of the worst. Obviously, he wasn’t ACTUALLY the worst player in the…
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