https://youtu.be/jYkFEhp3Vs0 For the past few weeks, I’ve been really confused about the current point guard situation in Detroit. I started making myself a handy cheat-sheet so I wouldn’t lose track of anybody, but then I thought, why not share my insight with the world so that people other than myself can benefit from it? Without…
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Cory Joseph 22 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (2/15/2021)
https://youtu.be/FA-S6Bs4zuA Was anyone else slightly aghast when Cory Joseph signed a three-year, 36-million-dollar contract with the Kings at the start of last season? I was for sure. I might have even surpassed being “slightly aghast” to be “moderately aghast”. Obviously, I’m happy that Cory Joseph got the bag, because the bag is something that every…
Read MoreCory Joseph 16 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/30/2020)
Where are all the haters who were hating on the Kings for giving Cory Joseph a three-year, 36 million dollar deal in free agency? I don’t see them, where have they gone? Are they in hiding after Joseph’s good game against the “championship contender” Clippers? WHERE ARE THE HATERS? EXPOSE YOURSELVES FOR WELL-DESERVED RIDICULE! Oh…
Read MoreCory Joseph 6 Points/14 Assists Full Highlights (11/19/2019)
This is the most assists Cory Joseph has ever gotten in an NBA game. You can look at all 540 of his other games, but you will find not one that has as many or more assists than this. That is my way of saying: watch this video. Without delay. Joseph had 8 assists before…
Read MoreCory Joseph 18 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (11/23/2018)
This Cory Joseph highlight video marks the first time this season that I have made a video for either the Pacers’ starting point guard (Darren Collison) or his primary backup (Cory Joseph). I’ve made two videos for the third-stringer, Aaron Holiday, but somehow, the two guys who are getting the bulk of the PG minutes…
Read MoreCory Joseph 16 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (1/14/2018)
To me, the most impressive part of this video isn’t Cory Joseph’s buttery-smooth midrange jimbo or his improved three-point shot. No, I’m more impressed by the evidence that Al Jefferson is still alive and still playing basketball. Because I’m pretty sure that I saw somewhere that the Charlotte Hornets retired his jersey number after they…
Read MoreCory Joseph 21 Points Full Highlights (10/24/2017)
For your enjoyment, part three of the ongoing “Pacers players who participated in the destruction of the Timberwolves” series: Cory Joseph! He scored 21 points, playing a crucial role in making Timberwolves fans realize that their team isn’t as good as they hoped and that it is time to start booing. Like with Bojan Bogdanovic,…
Read MoreCory Joseph 20 Points/12 Assists Full Highlights (5/7/2017)
Wow, turns out that the Raptors don’t even need Kyle Lowry to lose to the Cavaliers. I don’t see any point in re-signing him in free agency if his presence isn’t going to make a difference when they eventually run into LeBron and company. Just roll with the suddenly-semi-competent Cory Joseph as the starter and…
Read MoreCory Joseph 22 Points Full Highlights (5/3/2017)
Hearing Marv Albert pronounce “garbage time” as “GAR-bahge time” pretty much made me the happiest dude ever. Then I remembered he’s a horrible sex-offending scumbag who can’t even commentate coherently anymore and I stopped being happy, but then I got happy again because I remembered that Cory Joseph, who really sucks, scored 22 points in…
Read MoreCory Joseph 18 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/29/2017)
When does Kyle Lowry come back or is he dead forever? I’m honestly a little bit tired of making Cory Joseph videos because nobody watches them and he’s got that floater-heavy “backup point guard” scoring game that always fails to excite me. The sooner that Lowry comes back, the sooner that CoJo can go back…
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