Jonas Valanciunas is straight gangstering so far in these playoffs. Fifteen and twelve on good percentages? Those are pretty much the numbers that you’d see in a theoretical definition for “straight gangstering”. Unfortunately, a certain pair of unnamed “chuck bros” again cost their team the win with their poor shooting, poor passing, and overall poor basketballing.
Okay, I’m naming them. Norman Powell and DeMarre Carroll.
No, wait. My notecards got screwed up. Those are the “hustle bros”. The real chuck bros are DeRozan and Lowry. Those two dudes have been unofficially banished from my channel for two years now and I stand by that decision, but they are probably at a sufficient scrub level that I could actually make videos of them. At this rate, soon it will be Valanciunas who’s waving bye-bye to DTB and his highlight videos.