Compiling an end-of-season dunk highlight package presents its own unique set of challenges, the foremost of which is incompetent video editors putting a DeMarcus Cousins dunk (that looked like a poster but really wasn’t) at #14 on the list. The replay indicates that Taj Gibson simply got out of the way rather then receive an…
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Karl-Anthony Towns All 625 Field Goals Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Bucketilation Part V)
Karl-Anthony was first to reach the plateau. At its far end, there was indeed a fire burning in a pit, but now he could see that there was also a small wooden residence built along the one of the plateau’s sides. The full midday sun exposed its every detail even at this far distance. He…
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The swirling clouds of sand had made the way forward extremely difficult to discern. They would make incremental forward progress along what they thought was the path, only to be forced to backtrack when finding themselves surrounded by rocks on all sides. Hope of ever finding the whereabouts of the wizard while embroiled in this…
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The three wayfarers reached the base of the Cloudy Mountains early the next evening, just as the sun was dipping below the horizon. Their jagged peaks, usually snow-covered but now barren, cut angrily into the sky. “What say you, old sage?” Karl-Anthony asked Kevin. “Which path shall we take? The one that lies ahead of…
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Karl-Anthony bustled about his bedchamber, throwing a few articles of clothing and some non-perishable foodstuffs into a woolen sack. Ricky stood to the side, watching his king with increasing dismay. “You mean to trek to the abode of the wizard king as a common traveller? Should you not be assembling your army?” Stopping to stare…
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Karl-Anthony Towns, king of the land of Minnesota, glowered as he stared at one of the windows of his hall. He was draped in a vestment made of a whole polar bear pelt, but it was too warm for him, and he cast it aside. “Not all is right with the world, Ricky,” he grumbled…
Read MoreJ.J. Redick All 200 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Three-ilation Part II)
J.J. walked to a storage closet and pulled out an inflatable kiddy-pool, already inflated and filled with water. He dragged it to the center of the practice court. “We goin’ swimming?” DeAndre asked sarcastically. J.J. turned to his teammate and issued a ten-second-long blast on his whistle. “Fifty pushups for your impudence, Private Jordan!” he…
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J.J. Redick sat patiently in front of Doc Rivers’ desk, waiting for his coach to say something. Doc seemed distressed about something. Finally, he spoke. “DeAndre’s free throws aren’t improving.” J.J. wondered why Doc was telling him this obvious fact. Moreover, if Doc was concerned with DeAndre Jordan’s free throws, why wouldn’t Doc meet with…
Read MoreKlay Thompson All 276 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Three-ilation Part II)
With the female entertainment lined up for the Warriors’ pitch to Kevin Durant, Klay had moved his attentions towards what he and his teammates would do/say during the meeting to make the biggest possible impact. The Celtics had convinced Tom Brady to hang out with Durant and pretend to be bros with him. Klay had…
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“Okay, somebody needs to be in charge of luring Kevin Durant here to the Warriors,” Stephen Curry said, addressing a small selection of his most trusted teammates. “I can’t do it because I’m running my expensive basketball camp.” “Too bad Draymond had to go and get arrested,” said Andre Iguodala. “I bet he would have…
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