One of my biggest regrets in life (other than letting it all fall apart with my beautiful Jennifer) is not making a C.J. McCollum midrangeilation for last season. By the time I realized that I wanted to make such a video, it was too late. Because that time was just now. Just now I am realizing that a video containing every midrange shot by C.J. McCollum, with most of them being swaggy pull-ups, would be significantly sicker than 99.5% of the content on my channel.
There are excuses I could use, but they would sound hollow in my ears even if they seemed legitimate to my viewership. I didn’t have time. Midrangeilations are a niche category. McCollum doesn’t have an overwhelming amount of fans. All those are things I could say to ease my conscience, except saying them just makes me feel worse about the whole thing.
I would try to make a power rankings of all my biggest life regrets but now I’m too depressed to do anything but make myself a mini blanket out of Fruit Roll-Ups, cover my face with it, and then slowly gnaw on it without using my hands while it soaks up my tears.
I wish you had as much views as freedawkins, your video descriptions are hilarious!