If Chubari Porker can actually hit threes consistently, that would be great news for the Bucks, who don’t have very many players who can reliably hit shots from such a great distance. The good news for Chubari is his jumper is fairly accurate if a little flat, which puts him miles ahead of his superstar-in-the-making teammate the Greek Freak, who will airball jumpers if you give him too much time to think.
Chubari still doesn’t know how to play defense, so he’s going to need to keep having these big games if he wants to have a positive impact on the game. However, DownToBuck doesn’t care about defense, so for highlight-making purposes, he should continue to not try very hard on defense so that he has more energy for dunks. He should remember that I deal in dunkilations, not defenseilations.