I don’t really know a whole lot about Jaylen Brown. Reggie Miller was saying some stuff about him during the broadcast, but since I hate Reggie Miller I ignored it all. Thus, I remain a blank slate when it comes to this Jaylen dude, other than that he was the 3rd overall pick and plays for the Celtics. No preconceived notions, no ill-informed opinions, not even any ironclad facts. Nothing.
So here’s the deal. I need to have some opinions on this guy. I don’t care what they are, I just really need to have them. My brain feels like it has a hole where they should go, and it’s really getting to me. So you guys, you guys down there in the comment section, you guys are going to give them to me. The first 10 comments on this video will make up my impression of Jaylen Brown for the remainder of his career. That’s all there is to it. Make it count, guys, and don’t try any funny business. I need real stuff here.