When I saw that Clint “The Capelmeister” Capela had fourteen points on 7-of-10 shooting, my first thought was: dunks. My second thought was: why did Jennifer leave me. My third thought was: alley-oops from James Harden. I guess I got my wish…kinda? There are some alley-oops from Harden to Capela in this video. One of…
Read MoreDay: November 8, 2016
Enes Kanter 24 Points Full Highlights (11/7/2016)
I have already expressed my sorrow at Turkish people not being able to watch highlights of their favorite Turkish NBAers because of governmental internet censorship. I’ll express it again: it sucks. Erdogan’s Turkish government, from what I can tell as a barely-informed American pig imperialist, is pretty much totally screwed up right now in terms…
Read MoreC.J. Miles 23 Points Full Highlights (11/7/2016)
Sorry for the delay in making more highlight videos to feed your insatiable content appetite. I was temporarily occupied eagerly watching some dude make Donyell Marshall suck his rod. Again, my apologies. It won’t happen again. I don’t have anything to say about C.J. Miles, really. This isn’t even that good of a game for…
Read MoreDomantas Sabonis 15 Points Full Highlights (11/7/2016)
Just forget about Donatas Motiejunas, Lithuania-bros. I have sources inside the Rockets organization that don’t want me to tell you this, but I want you guys to find it out from a trusted source instead of a faceless media conglomerate: D-Mo died like a week ago. Just straight up died not only because of how…
Read MoreRyan Anderson 23 Points Full Highlights (11/7/2016)
I pretty much thought that Ryan Anderson was going to be a total beastmonster with Houston. So did you, I’m sure. Don’t try to abnegate the responsibility you hold for having those thoughts. Don’t even TRY to abnegate it, dude. The fit was (is???) just too perfect. A mindless three-point assassin playing on a fast-paced…
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