Marcus “Maahcus Smaaht” Smart is currently shooting considerably better from distance than last year, when he notched a sweet 25% mark on four attempts per game. It’s still early, though, so I hold out hope that Smart will regress from his current 38% clip and I can continue to mock him for his comically unaware…
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Dwight Powell 14 Points Full Highlights (11/9/2016)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9dgRlQ6bcU Dwight Powell is cool and all. Yeah. I like him. If you’re reading this you probably like him too. But I’m going to give you some advice from one Dwight Power fan to another: don’t watch this video. “But why, Dee Tee Bee?” you wail. “I very much enjoy consuming Dwight Power videos!” Let…
Read MoreA.J. Hammons 9 Points Full Highlights (11/9/2016)
The league has really been feeling the lack of AJ’s since A.J. Price washed out two years ago. It has also been feeling the lack of Purdue Boilermakers, with only E’Twaun Moore carrying that torch before A.J. Hammons showed up out of nowhere to put some mega amounts of hurt on the Warrior’s third-stringers. Now…
Read MoreJared Dudley 19 Points Full Highlights (11/9/2016)
“Dear DTB, I would greatly appreciate it if you could refrain from insulting my weight in your video descriptions this season. I know I have not had much on-court impact yet, but my recent nineteen-point game deserves respect, respect that is erased when you repeatedly demean me for my alleged fatness. I am not fat….
Read MoreRobert Covington 23 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (11/9/2016)
Robert Covington is who comes up when you type “slow start” into the Googles. Check out these three-point shooting lines from the first few games of the season: 0 of 4, 0 of 5, 2 of 8, 1 of 9. Those lines are pretty awful, awful enough where you could make a case that if…
Read MoreDario Saric 14 Points Full Highlights (11/9/2016)
Who in Croatia even cares about Mario Hezonja right now? Do his parents even care about him? I can imagine Hezonja’s dad sitting in his living room in Croatia, watching shady internet streams of 76ers games at four in the morning, getting hyped every time Saric does something good on the court. I can imagine…
Read MoreJake Layman 9 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (11/9/2016)
Jake Layman had easily located the home locker room in the Staples Center. By pretending to be a new member of the Clippers’ training staff who had gotten lost in the arena, a security guard had given him step-by-step directions. Now, he pushed open the door and went inside. The main locker area was empty,…
Read MoreJustin Hamilton Career High 21 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (11/9/2016)
I’m going to just go ahead and put “Career High” in the title of this video even though it’s obvious, by this point, that’s Justin Hamilton is going to score 30 at some point this season, rendering this video no longer a depiction of his true career-high in NBA points. I don’t care. It’s a…
Read MoreZach LaVine Career High 37 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (11/9/2016)
Does anyone else remember that pre-draft workout video where Zach LaVine was practicing his stepback jumpers, and they were all totally blatant travels? Just wondering, because these were the most ridiculous travels ever, like, did no coach ever pull him aside and say “what are you doing out there you’re walking all over the place!”?…
Read MoreThabo Sefolosha 20 Points Full Highlights (11/9/2016)
Thabo Sefolosha: roiding or nah? Here are the facts: he’s scoring at a rate not seen from him since his first few years in Chicago. He’s doing this scoring at the age of 32. He just put major hurt on the Bulls to the tune of 18 points in 6 minutes. Steroids are easily acquirable…
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