Okay. Okay. Try to control your breathing. Don’t freak out. DON’T FREAK OUT! I TOLD YOU NOT TO FREAK OUT! Okay. Deep breaths. Okay. We got this. Just state the facts without losing control. Stay totally calm and collected. Come on DTB. You can do this man. Just type the description and don’t lose it.
Okay. Here we go:
Jabari’s three point shot is wet. So wet.
I’m literally shaking right now. I woke up this morning and I remembered how wet Jabari’s threes looked last night and I almost puked right there in my bed. This was the final component of his offensive dominance and now he has it. Wet three pointers. So wet. Wetter than wet.
You know how sometimes your heart beats so fast that it hurts and you feel like you’re about to die? I’m feeling that right now. If I don’t make any more videos it’s because I collapsed and Japurri couldn’t revive me. If anybody asks, here’s what to put on my tombstone:
“Jabari’s threes were so wet.”