Mike “Muscy Stench” Muscala is playing well right now as the primary backup to the Dwightmare in Atlanta. He basically does the things that Dwight can’t do, namely shoot from anywhere outside the paint. He’s been quietly putting up good games on a regular basis, but I just looked up the stats right now and…
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Nik Stauskas 15 Points Full Highlights (11/16/2016)
Good news for Nik “Sucksass” Stauskas fans: he’s actually shooting well from the field so far this year, which means he theoretically might have a little bit of a future in the league maybe. However, his assist/turnover ratio is in the negatives right now, and it’s hampering my ability to use my newly created nickname…
Read MoreDevin Booker 24 Points/1 Ejection Full Highlights (11/16/2016)
OFFICIAL WAYS TO GET EJECTED POWER RANKINGS 1. Punch an opposing player 2. Punch a ref 3. Punch your own coach 4. Punch a teammate 5. Punch a fan 6. Punch an opposing coach 7. Lie down on the scorer’s table, put on headphones, get beer splashed on you, run into the stands, punch the…
Read MoreJ.J. Redick 29 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (11/16/2016)
The Grizzlies weren’t really supposed to beat the Clippers. The Clippers are good. The Grizzlies are bad (although, theoretically, they’re okay if everybody’s healthy). Maybe the Grizzlies played harder because of the alleged “rivalry” between the two teams. Who knows. All I know is, J.J. Redick essentially went bonkers in the second half and for…
Read MoreDamjan Rudez 11 Points Full Highlights (11/16/2016)
The lowly grunt in the video room at the Amway Center was setting up a replay of the most recent made three-pointer. He didn’t know who had made the shot, or if it was important in the context of the game, but until something more exciting happened, replays of three-pointers were a good fallback option…
Read MoreJahlil Okafor 19 Points Full Highlights (11/16/2016)
19 points in only 20 minutes for Jahlil Okafor? Grab your pitchforks and torches, we’re going on a hunt, we’re out for blood, and we won’t return until we have Brett Brown’s head impaled on a pike! Who’s with me?! WOOOOOOOO! Wait, wait… hold on. Just everybody hold up! I’m checking the boxscore again and…
Read MoreWilson Chandler 28 Points Full Highlights (11/16/2016)
In today’s episode of “Google Autocomplete Adventures”, we examine what Google’s disturbing robotic hivemind AI thinks you want when you type in “Wilson Chandler”. Result one: “Wilson Chandler”. This one makes sense, when you type in Chandler’s name, obviously you are going to want internet documents relaating to him. Why else would you be typing…
Read MoreBrandon Knight 32 Points Full Highlights (11/16/2016)
The Suns have finally done what Bucks fans were (futilely, as it turned out for them) clamoring for with regards to Brandon Knight: turned him into a 6th-man chucker. It hasn’t been as successful as people were probably imagining. He’s scoring way worse this year, on way worse percentages, for a way worse team. Uh…
Read MoreTerrence Jones 26 Points Full Highlights (11/16/2016)
After shamelessly chasing views with my last video, I have decided to atone by making this one, which depicts a player who no one at all cares about: Terrence Jones! He had his share of fans when he was with the Rockets, I think. Maybe I’m misremembering. But whatever he fans he may or may…
Read MoreKristaps Porzingis Career High 35 Points Full Highlights (11/16/2016)
Is it time for me to stop doing Kristaps Porzingis highlights? In case you missed it, here’s the DownToBuck manifesto, written on the day I started this channel: “I make NBA highlights. I like to give some spotlight to the lesser known players.” Krispy definitely falls into the first category. He is an NBA player…
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