Terrence Jones Career High 36 Points Full Highlights (1/23/2017)

Anthony Davis status: completely and totally OBSOLETE. I’m sure there’s a team that will give the Pelicans a tons of picks and stuff for him. Right? I mean, at least one team will have ignored the fact that the not-very-good Pelicans beat the Cavaliers while getting a superior performance from his backup, Terrence Jones. That’s…

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Terrence Jones 24 Points Full Highlights (1/12/2017)

If Terrence Jones could hit his free throws, he would have had thirty instead of just twenty-four. But he had to go 3-of-9 from the welfare stripe, so instead of the narrative being “young player with potential is finally breaking out”, the narrative is just…nothing. There is no Terrence Jones narrative after this game. 24-point…

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Terrence Jones 21 Points Full Highlights (12/21/2016)

“Mister? Mister? Spare some change for a veteran?” Terrence Jones glanced over at the previously-unseen man huddled in the entryway of a shop. It was too dark to read the cardboard sign that he held in one hand, but the fast food soft-drink cup held in the other hand, jangling with donated coins, was instantly…

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Terrence Jones 26 Points Full Highlights (11/16/2016)

After shamelessly chasing views with my last video, I have decided to atone by making this one, which depicts a player who no one at all cares about: Terrence Jones! He had his share of fans when he was with the Rockets, I think. Maybe I’m misremembering. But whatever he fans he may or may…

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Terrence Jones 23 Points Full Highlights (11/14/2015)

So, this is it. This is my fate. Cursed to make “Terrence Jones 23 Points Full Highlights” videos until my failing lungs push my last rattling breath through my gasping, toothless mouth. So it was yesterday, so it is today, so it will be tomorrow. Or the day after, depending on when the Rockets next…

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Terrence Jones 23 Points Full Highlights (11/13/2015)

There must be something wrong with the Rockets. Currently at 4-5, they’re not meeting preseason expectations, or any expectations really. Terrence Jones is a certified baller so there must be other factors at play. -Harden has regressed. Two words: beard rot -Howard shows up to games about half the time. The other half he goes…

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Terrence Jones 26 Points Full Highlights (2/27/2015)

What is that I see, gleaming softly in the night? What flighty visions enchant my eyes, soothe my mind, and cleanse my heart? It’s the re-emergence of Terrence Jones! I had almost forgotten about this dude, with Donatas Motiejunas and Josh Smith being the more exciting players at his position. Terrence, has been injured for…

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Terrence Jones 25 Points Full Highlights (11/1/2014)

Terrence Jones PER of 25.9 is pretty damn good. Yes, I understand it’s only been three games, but he has looked like a legit beast out there. If Houston does in fact possess a “big three” (every team does, you just have to adjust your definition of “big”), that three would be Harden, Howard, and…

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Terrence Jones 16 Points Full Highlights (10/28/2014)

An annual pastime of a basketball fan is participating in “bold prediction” discussions. This is where fans display their homerism by pegging their awful team for a playoff berth or auguring by the birds in the sky that their favorite scrubby player will score 20 a game. Conversely, predictions not involving their favorite team tend…

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Terrence Jones 30 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (3/17/2014)

So, the Rockets have found their power forward of the future. No, not Donatas Motiejunas. Seriously? Look at the title of the video. Come on man. All they need to reach contender status is a good point guard. I’m not totally sold on Patrick Beverley. And obviously Jeremy Lin is Jeremy Lin. But the combo…

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