After shamelessly chasing views with my last video, I have decided to atone by making this one, which depicts a player who no one at all cares about: Terrence Jones!
He had his share of fans when he was with the Rockets, I think. Maybe I’m misremembering. But whatever he fans he may or may not have had are totally gone now. Poof! Just like that. That’s what happens when you go to the Pelicans; Just ask Langston Galloway.
I know sometimes I get a little spastic with these descriptions, so I’m gonna warn you straight up that this one is gonna take a turn. Ready? You’d better be, because the topic of this description will now switch suddenly to:
Why Terrence Jones can barely even dunk anymore. He had a totally open fastbreak jam, and all he could do is rimgraze it while seeming to jump as hard as he could? Tim Frazier would’ve thrown that thing down WAY harder. I presume Terrence suffered some sort of injury that I don’t exactly recall right now, because the only other answer is that he has already left far behind his athletic prime at the ripe old age of 24.