Here I was thinking that Nate McMillan had some sort of sinister personal vendetta against Rodney Stuckey which resulted in Stuckey not playing for ten straight games. The reason for the the missed games is actually not as nefarious, as it turns out: Stuckey was simply injured. He hurt his leg or something. He wasn’t…
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Terry Rozier 12 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (11/21/2016)
I thought people were supposed to be excited for Terry Rozier. I thought BOSTON FANS were supposed to be excited for Terry Rozier. That’s honestly what I thought. And I was honestly wrong, because the view counts on my videos are informing me that absolutely nobody is excited for Terry Rozier. At all. Not even…
Read MoreKentavious Caldwell-Pope 26 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2016)
This is just the third game this season where Kentavious Caldwell-Pope shot above 50% from the field. If that sounds like I’m hating, maybe I am. Just a little bit. I’ve never really cared for shooting guards who shoot sub-40% from the field even if they play great defense and can hit the corner three…
Read MoreSeth Curry 23 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2016)
Such Effortless Threes He Chucks, Utilizing Reflexes Readily No words start with Y, sorry about that, I didn’t realize going into the description or I would have come up with something else.
Read MoreGorgui Dieng 20 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2016)
Here’s something to chew on: Gorgui Dieng made only 4 fewer buckets than Bradley Beal, but Beal was awarded 42 points for his efforts while Dieng only received 20. There is some serious injustice at play. I mean, I just watched the two highlight videos of those two performances, and they seemed about the same…
Read MoreSam Dekker 12 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2016)
I can’t tell if the Rockets are actually good or if it’s just an apparition caused by the blinding glow of James Harden. It’s important for me to be able to tell, so that I can adjust my expectations for Sam Dekker accordingly. I wanted them to be really bad. Really, really, bad so I…
Read MoreBradley Beal Career High 42 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2016)
“I can’t believe I let you talk me into this, Marcin” Bradley Beal said sullenly as the bright lights of arcade games flashed all around him. Marcin Gortat, who had been busy gazing around at all the excitement, turned to his teammate with wide eyes. “What you mean ‘talk into this’? You wanted come here…
Read MoreDevin Booker 30 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (11/21/2016)
Did any of the pre-draft scouting thingies have Devin Booker becoming what he is right now, that being a total chucker? Most people had him pegged as a spot-up shooter, at least early in his career. But we already saw it last year as soon as the Chuck Bros (Eric Bledsoe and Brandon Knight) went…
Read MoreFrank Kaminsky 23 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2016)
I don’t know how Zach Randolph is going to be able to look at himself in the mirror tonight. A guy with a reputation as being one of the toughest players in the league, getting toasted on both ends by a (supposedly) softie finesse player? Embarrassing. In the old days, he would have just punched…
Read MoreJoel Embiid 22 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2016)
Joel Embiid noticed his teammate Jahlil Okafor looking intently at something on his phone. He walked over and leaned over his fellow big-man’s shoulder. “Whatchu staring so hard at? You find those Melania Trump nudes? I was all over those two weeks ago.” Jahlil looked startled and moved to put his phone away. “Nothing. Not…
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