I never thought I’d say this, but I miss Mike & Mike, the old Blazers commentators. They were homers to the most homerific extent possible, they had no knowledge of the NBA outside of Portland, and the older one was definitely showing signs of Alzheimer’s, but at least they never said stupid things like “Mo…
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J.J. Redick 24 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2016)
The last Redick video I made, he scored 22 in the first half before he got shut down in the second half and only scoring a few more. Now his fortunes have been cruelly reversed; Redick scored just two points in the first half of this game before exploding for 22 in the second half….
Read MoreJoffrey Lauvergne 15 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2016)
Did something happen to all my French subscribers? Are they getting their highlights from other sources? Perhaps some “French NBA Players Only” YouTube channel? Because I’ve been over here uploading Gobert, Fournier, and Lauvergne highlights for their benefit, only to see these videos consistently fall short in terms of view counts. It used to be…
Read MoreDavid Lee 15 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2016)
OFFICIAL REASONS FOR WHY DAVID LEE’S POSTER DUNK ON KELLY OLYNYK WASN’T AS GOOD AS YOU THINK POWER RANKINGS 1. It was against his former team the Celtics, so of course you would expect him to play with intensity and with the aim of dunking all over them 2. It was a white guy dunking….
Read MoreJameer Nelson 21 Points/13 Assists Full Highlights (11/25/2016)
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Read MoreJamal Murray 20 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2016)
Damn! Jamal Murray has been a tear lately, flashing his touted scoring ability while making a bunch of teams regret not picking him in the draft (coughwheezewolvessputtercough). He’s the most productive player in his class, and he’s doing it after spending the first few games of the season in a malfunctioning cryogenic storage chamber. The…
Read MoreWilson Chandler 32 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2016)
Wilson Chandler: Sixth Man of the Year front-runner? Wilson Chandler: Sixth Man of the Year front-runner. Notice the difference between those two sentences? It’s subtle, but it’s there: I removed the question mark and replaced it with a period. Just one punctuation mark, yet the whole meaning is changed! In the first sentence, I am…
Read MoreGlenn Robinson III 20 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2016)
I was thinking to myself “wow looks like Glenn Robinson The Third is turning into a real NBA player” after making this video. These 20 points and that 16-point performance a few games ago, taken by themselves, paint a nice picture of Small Dog and his future in the NBA. Then I looked at Robinson’s…
Read MoreTyler Johnson 22 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2016)
Just putting out there right now: for a night with all 30 teams playing, tonight SUCKS for highlights of role-players. Just straight up sucks donkey dong. I don’t even know what I’m going to do after this, because this is like the tip of the crap iceberg. It only gets crappier from here. Tyler Johnson…
Read MoreDavis Bertans 15 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (11/25/2016)
That’s right losers. TWO Davis Bertans highlights IN A ROW. Has Kristaps Porzingis ever received such a distinction? I think not. I KNOW not. Bertans has improved on the measly 1 dunk he converted last game, jamming it two times as hard as he could. When considered that way, this video is the equivalent of…
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