Day: November 29, 2016

Pascal Siakam 11 Points Full Highlights (11/28/2016)

Here’s a fun fact for you fun fact enthusiasts out there (I know you get your rocks off on these depraved factoids): Pascal Siakam is currently leading all players in the underwhelming 2016 draft in terms of winshares. He’s got a grand total of .7 of them, edging out Jamal Murray who has only .6….

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Dennis Schröder 24 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/28/2016)

“Man, what the hell is that ugly-ass thing you’re holding?” Malcolm Delaney asked his fellow point guard, Dennis Schröder, pointing at the unknown brown garment which Dennis was about to put on. Malcolm’s incredulity stung a little bit, but Dennis knew the secret of the Magic Lederhosen, and his resolve did not sway. “It is…

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Goran Dragic 27 Points/17 Assists Full Highlights (11/28/2016)

Is this what making Russell Westbrook highlights feels like? I’m sorry I dissed DawkIns all those times; he has to deal with this kind of crap every night while I make vids of Colonel McDickballs scoring 10. Damn. Who knew making vids this long would be so hard? I don’t even like Goran Dragic that…

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Jeremy Lamb 21 Points Full Highlights (11/28/2016)

“Jeremy and the Little Lambs?” Roy Hibbert exclaimed with a snort. Jeremy Lamb turned around. “Yeah. You got a problem with that?” he said as he returned to putting up bright yellow fliers all over the Hornets communal bulletin board. “I got a problem if you cover up all my pizza party notices with pictures…

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Bradley Beal 31 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (11/28/2016)

Bradley Beal resides in the “unclear whether or not he is too good for DownToBuck’s world-renowned and widely respected YouTube highlights archivium” category. Among other categories. That is the most important one right now. Way more important than the “infected with herpes” category or the “persons hated by John Wall” category. Last season, I had…

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Terrence Ross 22 Points Full Highlights (11/28/2016)

If any one of you jokers comments “when you nut but she still suckin” or any variation thereof, in reference to the thumbnail, you can expect a whole bunch of unwanted buffalo wings delivered straight to your door. Okay? I’m sick of people making fun of the artistry I put into each and every one…

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Enes Kanter 27 Points Full Highlights (11/28/2016)

I swear, as soon as Enes Kanter steps onto the court, it seems like free assists for Russell Westbrook. Like that’s his only reason for existing: to be a dime-receptacle for a guy who wants a triple double every game. The Thunder coaching staff have definitely told him the game plan. Get to a spot…

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