Is this what making Russell Westbrook highlights feels like? I’m sorry I dissed DawkIns all those times; he has to deal with this kind of crap every night while I make vids of Colonel McDickballs scoring 10. Damn. Who knew making vids this long would be so hard? I don’t even like Goran Dragic that much; give me Zoran any day.
I’m all out of breath, like I just got done running a marathon. Panting like a dog. I can barely feel my arms, my head is all spinny, and I think my heartbeat is a little irregular. Like bum-bum-bumbumbum—–bum-bum-bum. Is that how it’s supposed to be? I’m trying to search it up on WebMD but nothing’s coming out right…
I’m having my cat, Japurri Purrker, type this out for me. He’s a good cat. He knows how to do descriptions since he’s seen me do them so many times. I think I’m going to take a little nap, hopefully I feel better afterwards…I can barely keep my eyes open right now. DownToBuck OUT.