Dion Waiters received a ballot from the elderly attendant at the polling place. He muttered a barely-audible thanks, which was met with nothing but a tight-lipped smile. He hadn’t expected much more. Ever since he stepped into this middle-school gymnasium, there had be nothing but a few hushed words, the old ladies performing their duties…
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Kristaps Porzingis 24 Points Full Highlights (11/14/2016)
Early candidate for the “Freudian Slip of the Year” award: Mike Breen at 1:46 of this video says “on cue Nowitzki nails a three pointer and he’s got twenty-two” in reference to Kristaps Porzingis’ made triple. Bang! I guess we all know your feeling on the career trajectory of Krispy, Mr. Breen! Other early candidates…
Read MoreAron Baynes 20 Points Full Highlights (11/14/2016)
Is Aron Baynes, at this very moment, the most ridiculous looking NBA player? His pink-skinned doughy face adorned with a gigantic ginger beard and a tiny little topknot does not scream “normal looking dude” to me. Big beards and small hair-tuft things are en vogue. Someone probably told Baynes that, or he figured it out…
Read MoreElfrid Payton 23 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (11/13/2016)
Looks like the only thing Elfrid Payton needed to get back on track after a string of poor outings was to be guarded by Russell Westbrook. The first few clips of this vid speak for themselves. Westbrook gets absolutely TOASTED by Payton, who doesn’t even look like he’s trying that hard. I guess that makes…
Read MoreJamal Murray 19 Points Full Highlights (11/13/2016)
I almost missed this performance by Jamal Murray. I had taken a look at the boxscore with about 2 minutes to go, didn’t notice anything that I wanted to highlight, and forgot about the game. Instead of doing highlights, I played some Rocket League. That was fun. Then, for some reason, I went back to…
Read MoreNemanja Bjelica Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (11/13/2016)
Does Nemanja Bjelica ever look happy? Like, ever? You’d think that these career-high 24 points would be reason to at least smile even a little bit. But no. Just the same semi-sad but mostly blank expression. Maybe he heard the Minnesota commentators ragging on him for not being a very good power forward and got…
Read MoreSerge Ibaka Career High 31 Points/1 Game-Winner Full Highlights (11/13/2016)
Take THAT, haters. Lurking around the darkest and most disturbed corners of the Internet, disseminating your hate for Serge Ibaka/Serge Ibaka’s contract while inseminating your Fleshlight and crying. Trying to justify your misplaced ire for an upstanding NBA player by making baseless claims of age-falsification, poor play, and overpaid-ness. Yes, I have seen you and…
Read MoreChanning Frye 20 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (11/12/2016)
List of players on the Cavaliers who are ineligible for my channel: LeBron James, Kevin Love, Kyrie Irving, J.R. Smith (usually) List of players on the Cavaliers who do the most scoring for their team: LeBron James, Kevin Love, Kyrie Irving, J.R. Smith (sometimes) Compare those two lists. Pretty similar, right? So Cavs fans should…
Read MoreTrevor Booker 19 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2016)
I think I’m really going to miss the Jazz commentators calling Trevor Booker dunks this year. They’re pretty annoying most of the time, but when they call Booker “Trampoline Man”, reference his dunks as the “Hammer of Thor” or just yell “Trevor BOOKER” in a really husky voice, you realize that nobody else should be…
Read MoreMarkieff Morris 24 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2016)
https://www.youtube.com/edit?video_id=jLYHmSq6SDE I’m trying to figure out right now if Markieff Morris contributes significantly to wins given his style of play. He’s definitely a scorer more than anything else, but he’s not that great of a scorer – he just shoots a high volume to make it look like he is, Kobe-retirement-tour-style. He’s shooting well from…
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