If you were wondering where the Tobias Harris highlights were this season, it’s not because I hate him or anything. I don’t even care that the Bucks had him and gave up on him way too early, all that is water under the bridge at this point. Okay? The real reason is that 22 points…
Read MoreMonth: November 2016
Tyler Johnson 22 Points Full Highlights (11/1/2016)
Tyler Johnson got paid a lot of money this offseason. Like, A LOT. I know that Brooklyn was desperate for talent, but that ludicrous offer sheet to him was not the way to address their myriad shortcomings. The Heat matched, because they have talent problems of their own. Understandable, and it’s paying off for them….
Read MoreKristaps Porzingis 18 Points Full Highlights (11/1/2016)
I said in my last Kristaps Porzingis video that I was favoring Brandon Jennings as the Knicks starting PG over Derrick Rose, simply because of the superior chemistry he already had with Kris-P (pronounced “crispy”, you can also spell it that way if you want). I am vindicated. Not like anyone was saying I was…
Read MoreZach LaVine 31 Points Full Highlights (11/1/2016)
Zach LaVine is rapidly approaching the “too good for DownToBuck’s Scrublights Archivium” threshold. He put up decent stats last year, but there were still arguments to be made that beneath the flashy exterior of dunks and threes there was a player who wasn’t actually all that good. Maybe those arguments still exist. Inefficient, not a…
Read MoreJoel Embiid 18 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (11/1/2016)
Let’s just ignore those turnovers that Joel Embiid had late in the fourth quarter that hurt his team’s chances at winning their first game of the season. Just straight up ignore them. Instead, we can blame the loss on Hollis Thompson. Yeah, that sounds good. Frickin’ Hollis, sabotaging his team yet again with his antics….
Read MoreDeyonta Davis 17 Points Full Highlights (11/1/2016)
One of the saddest things about this year’s draft was Deyonta Davis sitting there sadly as team after team passed on him. He was projected to be a reasonably high first-rounder, and as the night grew longer, so too did his face. Seemed like after every pick, after the producers got done showing who was…
Read MoreDario Saric 21 Points Full Highlights (11/1/2016)
It’s too bad that Dario Saric’s first good performance as an NBA player had to end up in nothing but another 76ers loss. And not just any 76ers loss: this one could even be called “heartbreaking”. Or maybe it can’t. Is it even possible to break a heart that has already been trampled and trod…
Read MoreIsaiah Canaan 15 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (10/31/2016)
I made highlights of this performance because I fully believed that six assists would be Isaiah Canaan’s career-high in that category. How foolish of me to assume that a midget shooting guard like the Canaan-Ball (because he’s ball-shaped from being fat ROFL) wouldn’t be able to rack up a larger amount of assists when unwisely…
Read MoreKyle Korver 17 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (10/31/2016)
I’m really getting sick of these damn kids ringing my doorbell and interrupting me from my work. It’s like, you can see my hunched over form through the blinds, illuminated only by the harsh glow of a computer monitor. You can just assume from that fact that there won’t be any candy handed out. I…
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