Reasons not to make this video: -Ersan went 8-of-21 from the field, which isn’t very good -Ersan went 4-of-14 from three, which isn’t very good -I’ve grown weary of making videos of mediocre performances -No dunks unless you have a really good imagination Reasons to make this video: -Ersan scored twenty points, which is pretty…
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James Johnson 20 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2017)
OFFICIAL NBA PLAYERS BORN IN WYOMING POWER RANKINGS 1. James Johnson. By far the Wyomingite with the longest…longevity in the league. Also the only modern NBA player from Wyoming – the rest of these guys are seriously old-school. This is like the most hipster power rankings ever because you’ve never heard of any of them….
Read MoreD.J. Augustin 19 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2017)
It’s sort of sad that the Orlando Magic broadcast encourages fans to vote to see their favorite Magic player in the All-Star game. The Magic are one of the few franchises that legitimately don’t have anybody who deserves to be an All-Star (the Lakers and Mavs are others, and maybe the Pistons, but that might…
Read MoreMarcin Gortat 19 Points/4 Dunks/3 Blocks Full Highlights (1/6/2017)
Marcin Gortat just tied the season record for most field goals in a game without a miss. I’m going to tell you something: Gortat might not be quite as good as Rudy Gobert or Dwight Howard (the two other players who have gone 9-for-9 this season), but he is way more Polish, and in the…
Read MoreAvery Bradley 26 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2017)
Remember when Avery Bradley was the leading rebounder for the Celtics? Those were good times right? Well, you don’t even have to remember because it’s still happening right now! Bradley is averaging seven rebounds a game, which isn’t quite Westbrook territory but it’s pretty dang good for a guard. Al Horford is bringing up the…
Read MoreBojan Bogdanovic 23 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2017)
“Dear Father, I am sorry I was not able to come back home for Christmas this year. You know how busy our schedules are as NBA players. The foreign players do not have enough time to get home and back in just two days. Hopefully the presents I sent were well received. I certainly missed…
Read MoreAustin Rivers 24 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2017)
If Austin Rivers keeps this up, I’m going to have to go back to my old vids of him and edit out all the times I called him a bust, Chad Ford-style. That’s the bad (and good) thing about the Internet, nothing is permanent, everything can change, and information is in a constant state of…
Read MoreWillie Reed Career High 22 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (1/6/2017)
This season’s frantic scoring frenzy is even trickling down to the fringiest role-players in the league. Willie Reed’s scored a career-high 22 two games ago, and now had done it again, despite having given no indication whatsoever that he could be a scoring threat in any way. His previous high-water mark before all this happened…
Read MoreBrandon Ingram 17 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2017)
Out of respect for Lakers fans and their noted devotion to their team, I will not bring up the similarities between Brandon Ingram and Kyle Anderson, even though I think it is an apt comparison. It is not the time nor the place to compare a prized 2nd overall pick with a guy who all…
Read MoreAaron Gordon 18 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/6/2017)
Assists are not dunks. They may sometimes lead to dunks, but they are not dunks themselves. This is a fact that I found out while making this vid. If the title of this video instead read “Aaron Gordon 18 Points/7 Dunks”, I guarantee that your blood-hype level would reach dangerous levels. You would have no…
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