Every time I watch the Hawks and I see Malcolm “Not Brogdon” Delaney on the court, I think it’s Mike Scott. Can you really even blame me? They both have the same short hair, the same beard, and the same headband. Scott is five inches taller but the angle they use for TV broadcasts makes…
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Anthony Tolliver 17 Points Full Highlights (1/10/2017)
From DNP-CD’s to 35 minutes in a game: Anthony Tolliver sure has come a long way since the beginning of the season. The Kings are actually have a not-terrible record of seven wins and eight losses since Tolliver has started getting them major minutes (and the known team detriments Afflalo and Lawson have had their…
Read MoreSpencer Hawes 16 Points Full Highlights (1/10/2017)
Spencer Hawes has been racking up DNPs for his entire tenure in Charlotte thanks to the untimely drafting of one Frank Kaminsky. Games like this prove he can still be a credible offensive threat if given the minutes, but there’s hardly room on the roster for one slow-afoot, no-defense, three-pointering big white guy, much less…
Read MoreGerald Green 14 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (1/10/2017)
This video only exists to chronicle an honest-to-god dunk by Gerald Green which is, as far as I know, his first one of the season. He hit some other shots in this game, and they were actually pretty impressive for what they were, but they weren’t dunks. The dunk is the star of the show…
Read MoreMalcolm Brogdon 17 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (1/10/2017)
There must be something about the chemical composition of donuts that makes them unsuitable for consumption outside of the morning hours. That’s the only reason I can think of for feeling how I do right now, which is NOT GOOD. It was only one donut, and I figured “donuts are like cake except circular” so…
Read MoreDennis Schröder 19 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (1/10/2017)
Who needs Kyle Korver? Dennis Schröder doesn’t. Neither does Paul Millsap or Dwight Howard or that Bembry dude. In fact, everyone on the team is happier now that Korver is gone from their lives forever. They all hated him, hated how he got to be an All-Star without even being that good, hated how pretty…
Read MoreFrank Kaminsky 22 Points Full Highlights (1/10/2017)
Such a shame that the Hornets 18-point fourth-quarter comeback came up short in the end. Frank Kaminsky was clutch until he missed a potential game-tying three with 24 seconds left by trying to draw a foul. You know the refs aren’t going to call that at that point in the game! Lesson learned, I guess….
Read MoreMichael Beasley 28 Points Full Highlights (1/10/2017)
The second-half gameplan for the Milwaukee Bucks was basically this: give the ball to Michael Beasley at the elbow and let him do whatever he wants. Mix in a few Greg Monroe post-ups, and BAM you have a win against the Spurs. The Bucks had to come up with something with Giannis at 5% strength,…
Read MoreDenzel Valentine 19 Points Full Highlights (1/10/2017)
Well, this was unexpected. Denzel Valentine has not been good at basketballing so far this year. That’s an understatement, but I’m not going to tell you how much of an understatement it is. If you’re a Bulls fan, you already know, and you’re breathing the hugest sigh of relief ever right now. If you’re not…
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